The 23 Commandments of Marriage

December 16, 2012
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1. The husband is always right
 

2. The husband is always the master of the family even if he doesn’t work
 

3. The wife must ask for permission from the husband before going to bed as well as before turning the back on him on the bed
 

4. If the husband beats the wife and then comes a visitor, the wife should smile as if nothing happened

 
5.The husband is still the master and has full control on all the operations, even in bed
6. Even if the wife is right, number 1 takes over
 
8. The husband never lies, but he enlightens
 
9. When the husband is shouting, the wife kneels down and says anything
 
10. The wife should wait for the husband before making any decision
 
11. The husband never comes home late, he is in a meeting
 
12. The husband never goes out on off days, he attends family meetings
 
13. The wife keeps her ideas to herself, and takes those of the husband
 
14. The wife never works hard during the day to avoid getting tired at night
 
15. The wife never goes to her husband’s office, only during an emergency
 
16. The wife must consult the husband before making any expenses, even if it’s her own money
 
17. Any misunderstanding must be solved by the two. No neighbours, no family.

18. The wife never refuses to eat, even if she is annoyed
 
19. All orders come from the husband and not the other way round

20. The wife must follow the husband’s orders fully
 
21. The wife must limit her jealousy, and not show it in public
 
22. The wife never visits her parents or in-laws, only on permission from the husband and under any circumstances, she should be accompanied by the husband
 
23. The wife never goes out without permission from her husband
 

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