Ken on 17th Jan

Politically speaking, i love you… Jaber, allow me to cast my ballot in your heart, because you are my constituency, my county and my ward. you are the only gubernatorial, the only beautytorial, yawa the only torial in my life. aswito you promised to open your ballot box very early in the morning, but yawa, i have been waiting up to now...

Ken on 17th Jan

Compare this CV with the one belonging to Jimnah Mbaru, available on THIS POST, and you’ll see a clear difference between an ordinary Kenyan and the businessman. For a start, Mbaru’s CV is believed to take up 37 pages, while an ordinary Kenyan will barely go to the third page. 2001-2004 Attended Githurai High school.Prominent grass cutter...

Ken on 16th Jan

Everyone has a first time in everything, Some “first times” are usually unforgettable and this is just one of them. Just after i cleared my form four, i managed to apply for a job at the prestigious Kenya Airways and lady luck smiled at me coz my first attempt at searching for a job had been fruitful. I had not even started going to any...

Ken on 16th Jan

1-Their last name stays with them forever.2-Phone conversations last just for 30 secs flat.3-A five day vacation requires only one jeans.4-If someone forgets to invite them, he can still be their friend.5-The same hairstyle lasts for years or even decades. 6-They can do shopping for 25 relatives in 25 minutes.7-They don’t freak out when they...

Ken on 16th Jan

Top 10 Female rejection lines… 1. I think of you as a brother. Translation: You give me the creeps. 2. There’s a slight difference in our ages. Translation: I may as well be dating my dad. 3. I’m not attracted to you in ‘that’ way. Translation: I don’t want to be seen in public with a dork like you. 4. My life...

Ken on 15th Jan

This Waiganjo will not cease to amaze. After impersonating a senior police officer for 5 years, he has gone ahead and won an Oscar..or someone thinks he should. The creative mind behind this photo gives Waiganjo an Oscar for -Best Picture-Best Sound-Best Actor in a Leading Role-Best Production Design And already, his acceptance speech has been drafted. ...

Ken on 15th Jan

This one we didn’t see coming. A video on YouTube replacing Psy’s face from his smash hit Gangnam style and replacing it with Manchester United’s manager Sir Alex Ferguson is gaining lots of hits.. and rightly so. It’s funny and perfectly done. Here it is.   © nairobiwire.com ...

Ken on 15th Jan

This is a story about a couple ( JUGUMA DIANI AND WIFE ) who have been happily marriedfor many years. The only friction in their marriage was jugumas habit offarting loudly every morning when he awoke. The noise would wake his wifeand the smell would make her eyes water and make her gasp for air. Everymorning she would plead with him to stop ripping...

Ken on 15th Jan

This video is almost two years old, but its ‘funny’ does not end. The video is of the famous Flinstone cartoon, but the voice over is totally different. It’s done in Kikuyu by the once famous Githingithia. On this one, Ndamiano narrates a story of how residents from a parts of Central Kenya were duped by a Mzungu that he would buy...

Ken on 14th Jan

1. After working for 30 days you get fired without salary. 2. If you download anything from the internet and it fails in 99%. 3. If you take cheat into the exam hall and can’t understand your own handwriting. 4. If you buy a phone at the rate of 30k today and the price drop to 16k tomorrow 5. You go to the restaurant on your first date. and...