Why Kenya Is Not Moving Foward. Leaked Conversation Between Kibaki And Raila

Kibaki met with the Queen of England. He asked her,”Your Majesty, how do you run such an efficient government? Are there… any tips you can give to me? I want to help Nigeria” “Well,” said the Queen,”the most important thing is to surround yourself with intelligent people. “Kibaki frowned, and then asked,”But how do I know the people around me are really intelligent?”

The Queen took a sip off her cup of tea.”Oh, that’s easy; you just ask them to answer an intelligent riddle.”The Queen pushed a button on her intercom.”Please …send Tony Blair in here, would you? “Tony Blair walked into the room and said,”Yes, Your Majesty?”The Queen smiled and said,”Answer me this please.

Tony, your mother and father have a child. It is not your brother and it is not your sister. Who is it?” Without pausing for a moment, Tony Blair answered,”That would be me.” “Yes! Very good,”said the Queen. Kibaki went back home to asked Raila the same question.”Raila wewe ndio umependa vitendawili, answer this for me. Your mother and your father have a child. It’s not your brother and it’s not your sister. Who is it?””I’m not sure, said Raila. “Let me get back to you on that one…”He went to his advisors including Miguna Miguna and asked every one, but none could give him an answer. Finally, in Parliament, he ran into Bifwoli Wekoli and asked, “Bifwoli, can you answer this for me? Your mother and father have a child and it’s not your brother or your sister. Who is it?”Bifwoli answered sharply,”That’s easy, it’s me!

Raila smiled, and said,”Thanks!”Then, he went back to speak with KIBAKI.”Sir,I did some research and I have the answer to that riddle. It’s BIFWOLI “
KIBAKI got up angrily,frowning , he said to Raila. No wonder Kenya isn’t moving forward, I don’t have intelligent people around me.! You Pumbavu! The answer is Tony Blair

              
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Chatting to this girl in a club, “Can I buy you a drink?” I asked.

“Haven’t got a girlfriend?” she replied, “Guys like you always have girlfriends.”

“No, sadly we broke up just over a month ago,” I assured her.

“Oh I’m sorry to hear that,” she said, “Go on then, I’ll have white wine please.”

A few drinks later after a kiss and a cuddle we headed off back to her place and made passionate love. While I was putting my clothes back on she said, “So, you’re good looking, a nice guy and amazing in bed, can I ask why on earth you split with your girlfriend?”

© Joshua Mbaga