Hilarious: Ongielo Primary School Announces Watchman Vacancy.. Applicants Need These 3 Skills

What does it take to be a watchman in Kenya?
We judge these guys so much and most of us do not even know they are paid peanuts. A watchman earning above Sh5000 a month is the envy of other watchmen.
When you consider the amount of risk and harsh conditions their jobs puts them through, it’s very sad.
A school in Nyanza has put up a notice for a watchman vacancy.
Applicants need at least a KCPE certificate and should have 3 important skills: Run, Hide and Fight.
Well, for the peanuts they’ll be paid, I would only advice Run and Hide.