Kenyans on Twitter Reveal the Furthest they Have Traveled to Get Laid and It’s Bonkers

May 20, 2019

As one Kenyan on Twitter aptly put it, youth is a blessing and a curse combined. This was in response to a stimulating conversation on Twitter about how far guys have traveled just to get “some”.

Perhaps you thought your trip across cities was long; say Nairobi to Mombasa, which as it turns out is quite common. You’re in a for a shock because some guys actually catch flights just for some “horizontal refreshments”.

We are not sure if it’s the effects of the cold weather, but hundreds of Kenyans were quite open about their sexcapades, including popular personalities Patricia Kihoro and Ciru Muriuki.

The Homeboyz radio presenter had to travel to Lamu by bus since there were no flights. She said she just “haaaaaad to go”.

The tweep who sparked the conversation – @MediaMK – disclosed that he traveled from Upperhill to Karen.

There’s also a guy who traveled for over 400 km from Nairobi to Busia but the girl he was going to thump thighs with switched off her phone. Ouch!

Another guy arrived in the crime-infested Kayole estate at 10 pm and got what he didn’t deserve. He was robbed. At this juncture, let me say that it’s never that serious guys. Sometimes, it’s just better to polish your own jewels.

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