As one Kenyan on Twitter aptly put it, youth is a blessing and a curse combined. This was in response to a stimulating conversation on Twitter about how far guys have traveled just to get “some”.
Perhaps you thought your trip across cities was long; say Nairobi to Mombasa, which as it turns out is quite common. You’re in a for a shock because some guys actually catch flights just for some “horizontal refreshments”.
We are not sure if it’s the effects of the cold weather, but hundreds of Kenyans were quite open about their sexcapades, including popular personalities Patricia Kihoro and Ciru Muriuki.
The Homeboyz radio presenter had to travel to Lamu by bus since there were no flights. She said she just “haaaaaad to go”.
The tweep who sparked the conversation – @MediaMK – disclosed that he traveled from Upperhill to Karen.
There’s also a guy who traveled for over 400 km from Nairobi to Busia but the girl he was going to thump thighs with switched off her phone. Ouch!
Another guy arrived in the crime-infested Kayole estate at 10 pm and got what he didn’t deserve. He was robbed. At this juncture, let me say that it’s never that serious guys. Sometimes, it’s just better to polish your own jewels.
Check out some of the stories below.
Yenyewe growth is growth. Nilikuwa nakuja all the way to Karen for strokes ????? foolishness
— Social Experiment (@MediaMK) May 17, 2019
Hehe I went to Kahawa Sukari for some subpar strokes. My 20s were something. ??
— Arya MF Stark (@CiruMuriuki) May 18, 2019
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— Arya MF Stark (@CiruMuriuki) May 18, 2019
Na chips huliwa na tomato sauce.
— Gustavo Hames Rodriguez (@MMuendo) May 18, 2019
About 7 years ago I went to Lamu by bus. ??♀️ No flights available so that was the only option but I just haaaaad to go.
— Patricia Kihoro (@Misskihoro) May 17, 2019
Overnight to Mombasa from Nai, then left Msa in the am, got to Mukowe Jetty at 5pm, boat took ten mins but had to wait for it to jaa and I didn’t want to take the show then coz it took longer. Worth it though. ? Lakini I tafutad a flight back. 25 ngwanyes one way to Nai. ??♀️
— Patricia Kihoro (@Misskihoro) May 17, 2019
Yaani y’all went far ??. Mimi ata sijui niseme.. I once did about 4 trips from tao to ngong rd.. Ngong rd to tao.. At 10 pm because the stroker who lived in ngong rd was not home yet na i had no place to chill so all i did was make those trips to and fro just to pass time.
— Shee Thicc ? (@Ms_Mageria) May 17, 2019
back in 2014 wen doin my masters in the uk took a flight to kenya just for strokes.dint even visit my folks while https://t.co/8yiu661tpI big siz was shook.actually im also shocked when i think bout it…
— tabim.machira (@wachirafred12) May 17, 2019
I’m guessing you haven’t done Nbi-Msa ?
Heh. I even had an SA one planned but life saved me ?
— mwanaume.com (@MarigaThoithi) May 17, 2019
Ala!what is life ?
— Mwelu (@Gmwelu) May 17, 2019
I remember doing a Kakamega – Kayole trip. Kufika Soweto at 10:00pm nkasanywa phone, wallet na viatu ??? ilibidi nibangaize na watchman flani hapo overnight tukichapa story za bullfighting. Ilifika morning tukaosha magari nayeye nkapata transy ya kurudi Kakamega ??
— Emanuel Yeswal (@_yeswal) May 18, 2019
Mombasa to Kajiado …Ati was a surprise. Mapenzi ya ujana.
— The Fixer (@EdwinMaxwel) May 17, 2019
Na ona mithi ndionire…????
— The Fixer (@EdwinMaxwel) May 17, 2019
Us mashinani people have to do some rural-urban migration
— benstake (@benstake) May 17, 2019
The shame …Growth is a great thing ??? pic.twitter.com/628izghEkI
— Edwin Kuria (@eddbrainy) May 17, 2019
This thread..
Farthest I’ve ever gone for the ? is Kiambu pic.twitter.com/nh5vY2jB4z— Dave???? (@davetheeMC) May 17, 2019
I went to kangundo in 2013 for pudesh alafu i had 3k on me nigga sema simu kuzimwa na kukulwa block 2go nilienda nikakunywa spirits and got more knowledge on how kalonzo is a failure to his community
— Hanani karimi (@HananiKarimi) May 18, 2019
In Campo & working, I would do weekly Friday – Sunday, Nbo – Egerton – Nbo commutes just for strokes. And that time the road was under construction, sometimes you fika 1 am but lazima Ile kazi imekuleta itimizwe. Should have secured my 2NK Sacco shares then.
— Junior Mwanza (@Jr_2M) May 17, 2019
Try Darfur to NYC. Two choppers, three flights and a 45min cab ride to the crib. Never doing that again.
— ExNYer (@yer_ex) May 18, 2019
My fren kama hujawai pitia Salgaa ukiendea strokes hujui fear na repentance ni nini… Hio safari unajiulizanga na shit ikihappen nitasema nilikuwa naendea nini
— Alekie ??✌ (@AlexDinDuke) May 18, 2019
Nairobi to Eldoret with Helb money ?
— Nimo (@WairimuBabu) May 17, 2019
Based in Munster, Germany and drove to watford(an 8 hr +a ferry journey) every Friday afternoon and the return journey on the Sunday for 2 years. 10 years on, married + beautiful daughter and she never hears the end of it.?. Definitely worth it.
— KBtheDON (@rpnkb) May 18, 2019
Kitengela to Rongai 2010 – 2011 ?
Thika to Kilifi… 2012 ?
Kitengela to Dar… 2013?
The foolishness of it all
Papa you are God.
????— Dexter Boy Genius (@DennisMbabu) May 17, 2019
wuueeeh….hats off…buda we ni legend buana..unafaa kuwa kwa vitabu za GHC na kina koitalel arap samoei??
— kibenjee (@kibenjee) May 17, 2019
This thread is making me feel kidogo better ????
— CarolTichie (@caroltichie) May 17, 2019
I did Nairobi – Dar, by bus ??♂️??♂️ SMH
— Wanjiku Ngure (@ngure_ngure) May 17, 2019
I did Kasarani-Eldoret a lot, I still think about Salgaa a lot
— MansHot (@AmtheNEGUS) May 17, 2019
I took an uber to Nyeri ???
— Mama Leon (@graise_amune) May 17, 2019
10k ??, it was worth it??
— Mama Leon (@graise_amune) May 18, 2019
I’m even ashamed to say mine??
— Mercy Amisi (@Pinky_Alpha) May 17, 2019
Took my Alliance Francaise tuition money and booked a trip to Kisumu! Missed a month of French but those strokes were totally worth it?
— ? KenyaSutra.com ? (@SiriZetu) May 17, 2019
Mt Elgon to Machakos…..Then unaambiwa ume chelewa wazazi washarudi…U-turn my friend,Same distance angry ???????????✔✔✔
— CFE (@___Maliks) May 17, 2019
Nilikuwa naamka 5 am kama mtu anaenda job ndio nikapewe msolo????
— Whitney dhahabo (@Whitnyjess) May 17, 2019
??? if you have never applied visa hujui kitu
— #Gallant (@njihiakelvin) May 17, 2019
19 year old missus traveled to Lodwar by bus to see an ex she was still hung up on. No strokes took place courtesy of the girlfriend’s cockblocking.? I was in Lodwar for 2 weeks seeing Turkana with his friends and whatnot.
— Cirù M (@LoiseMburu) May 18, 2019
Long holiday I had to convince my parents my spoilt laptop charger was special and could only be bought in town…. Nyahururu to Juja very fast ?
— Nizay (@knize_dennis) May 17, 2019
Cairo to Kampala and it was not worth it!
— Namii (@the_black_muse) May 17, 2019
