70 Mean Quotes… Funny and Sarcastic

May 24, 2019

Mean QuotesLet’s face it. Not all famous quotes out there are motivational or ‘stay strong quotes‘. Some are mean, sarcastic, dark and even sad. However, that does not mean they are not funny.

You need a quote for every occasion and unfortunately in life, most of these occasions require you to give someone a piece of your mind. You can do that without sounding rude. After all, anyone who does not understand sarcasm deserves it.

This is a collection of more than 70 mean quotes. You’ll also find some funny quotes, sarcastic quotes, dark quotes and even a bit of sad quotes.

You may also want to check out our collection of quotes about being strong and love quotes.

A collection of mean quotes.

“Just keep talking, I yawn when I’m interested.”

“I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they’ve always worked for me.”

“I never forget a face, but in your case, I’ll be glad to make an exception.”

”Don’t worry about me, worry about your eyebrows;.”

”I’ll keep doing me.”

”That stone you’re throwing better hit me. Because I’ve got a brick for you.”

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”Literally every person is messed up, so pick your favorite train wreck and roll with it.”

”You can be a good person with a kind spirit and still tell people to go fuck themselves when needed.”

”Speak a little truth and watch everyone lose their minds.”

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”If you don’t like me, its because I don’t want you to.”

”I do a thing called what I want.”

“Cancel my subscription because I don’t need your issues.”

”Some people are such treasures that you just want to bury them.”

”We good over here. Stay over there.”

”What doesn’t kill you. Disappoints me.”

”Go disappoint the next bitch. I’m busy.”

“You’d be in good shape… if you ran as much as your mouth.”

”My pride is stronger than my feelings. Don’t try to play me.”

”I’m not like other girls. I’m Satan.”

”I woke up today and spun the wheel of attitude. Yep, it landed on bitch again.”

“Tell me how I have upset you, because I want to know how to do it again.”

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”Stupidity is not a crime. So you’re free to go.”

”It’s a ‘I said what I said’ kind of year.”

“I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong.”

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”Never let a man tell you twice that he doesn’t want you.”

”Stop texting first and see how many dead plants you’ve been watering.”

”They act like they can live without you. Help them do it.”

“Don’t worry about what people think. They don’t do it very often.”

“Everyone has the right to be stupid, but you are abusing the privilege.”

”A lion never roars at a kill.”

”I’m not here to fit into your world. I’m here to make my own.”

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“I clapped because it’s finished, not because I like it.”

”I know what I bring to the table.. So trust me when I say I’m not afraid to eat alone.”

“If it looks like I give a damn, please tell me. I don’t want to give off the wrong impression.”

”Antistalking: Learning someone’s routine so you can avoid them.”

“Sarcasm, because beating the crap out of people is illegal.”

“Well at least your mom thinks you’re pretty.”

”I’m afraid if I give up sarcasm, I’d have to replace it with murder. ”

“If I promise to miss you, will you go away?”

”In my defense, I was left unsupervised.”

”We’re all brave until we realize the cockroach has wings.”

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”One day I’m gonna make the onions cry.”

”A large group of people is called a ‘no thanks’.”

”Keep rolling your eyes. Maybe you’ll find a brain back there.”

”If you can go weeks without talking to me, go a couple more. I’m good.”

”Clever as the devil and twice as pretty.”

”Yeah, am a pacifist. I’m about to pass a fist across your face.”

”I’m single. But I ignore people like I’m taken.”

”I’m too lazy to be your stalker. You’ll have to come here and bring coffee.”

”It’s cool if you don’t like me. I really like me.”

“I’m sorry I hurt your feelings when I called you stupid. I really thought you already knew.”

”I like my coffee how I like myself. Dark, bitter and too hot for you.”

”I’m sunshine mixed with a little hurricane.”

”You couldn’t handle me even if I came with instructions.”

”If you’re testing my waters, you better know how to swim.”

”I have multiple personalities. And none of them likes you.”

”I’m street. So look both ways before you cross me.”

”Don’t even try. You can’t break the broken.”

”Don’t study me. You won’t graduate.”

”The chains on my mood swings just snapped.”

“Yet despite the look on my face… you are still talking.”

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”I’m stuck between a rock and someone I want to hit with it.”

”5’2 but my attitude 6’1.”

”Sorry, I’m allergic to basic bitches.”

”I don’t hate you. I’m just not necessarily excited about your existence.”

“Always remember that you’re unique. Just like everyone else.”

”I thoroughly enjoy minding my own business.”

”Never use a guy to forget another. Use two or three.”

”The short answer is NO. The long answer is HELL NO!”

”I wear trouble like a crown.”

”Life is good. You should get one.”

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”Let’s pretend I give a shit and leave it at that.”

“If had a dollar for every smart thing you say. I’ll be poor.”

“If you find me offensive. Then I suggest you quit finding me.”

“I don’t have the energy to pretend to like you today.”

“I’ll try being nicer, if you try being smarter.”

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