At this very juncture, asking what ‘KDF’ is amounts to blasphemy, and anyone who hasn’t joined the KDF bandwagon yet deserves a crucifixion.
I strongly believe that if they were banned by the government, there would be world war 3. That’s how sacred KDFs are.
And when celebrated screen siren Betty Kyallo asked about the newest breakfast delicacy in town, internet users went into a meltdown.
The KTN news presenter asked her close to half a million followers on Twitter what KDF is, and KOT could not believe it.
It all started after a Twitter user, @Clichy_Skillz, asked Betty if she partakes in the “Kidathi Kinene Fiu”(Very Big Mandazi).
Alafu @BettyMKyallo ushawai kula KDF? pic.twitter.com/hocdQG6op1
— Clichy Skillz ?? (@Clichy_Skillz) January 16, 2018
To which Betty Kyallo responded with the heartbreaking words: “What is KDF?”
What followed were hilarious responses from the ever mischievous Kenyans on Twitter.
We have sampled some below.
What is KDF? https://t.co/UtayCVhhQd
— Betty Kyallo (@BettyMKyallo) January 16, 2018
Babe, umeskia @BettyMKyallo kyalo akisema hajui na wala hajawai kula KDF navenye tume invest sana Kwa KDF this financial year. pic.twitter.com/4B7WfSQs4q
— Clichy Skillz ?? (@Clichy_Skillz) January 16, 2018
Hahahahaha you shall not see heaven my fren!!!
— Marie Elishipah (@Marie_Shipah) January 16, 2018
KDF is a big issue than land grabbing here in Kenya ; KDF issa house hold name ??.. Issa our national heritage ??
They government has done alot to achieve that. How can @BettyMKyallo fail to know that ??? pic.twitter.com/CHqTV1B61M
— Clichy Skillz ?? (@Clichy_Skillz) January 16, 2018
when it comes to the attention of elders that @BettyMKyallo doesnt know what KDF is. pic.twitter.com/qxNPG3WVMv
— David Tonny™ (@wanyigha) January 16, 2018
When the clergymen learn that you’re dating @BettyMKyallo a lady who doesn’t know KDF pic.twitter.com/nU5oBOIp8P
— Clichy Skillz ?? (@Clichy_Skillz) January 16, 2018
when a slay queen wants to copy -paste the idea that @BettyMKyallo doesnt know what KDF is. pic.twitter.com/GRAGzxzpO1
— David Tonny™ (@wanyigha) January 16, 2018
It’s some mandazi made from super glue and some cement mixed with wheat flour. You eat two and cast news for two days non stop, only needing 10 glasses of water every hour.
— I AM spin (@jothamhimself) January 16, 2018
Ati @BettyMKyallo hajui KDF pic.twitter.com/6KlrFH5JCM
— raynerabdikalifwere (@wererayner) January 16, 2018
KDF ni ndunya madaam, unaeza tumia ka pillow pia.
— CLIFF (@cliffvitalis) January 16, 2018
@BettyMKyallo KDF stands for KiDathi Kinene Fiu???
— ItsTonyJOSHUA™ (@tee_jei7) January 16, 2018
ndio imefanya @LarryMadowo akae ivi pic.twitter.com/FYaM63asHg
— Bigwig (@minded_guy) January 16, 2018
betty, si you let me take you on a kdf date..
— josman (@itsckariuki) January 16, 2018
Anybody who doesn’t know KDF by now should consider themselves to have made it in life!
— MOSES M. MWANGI. (@MosesMahianyu) January 16, 2018
Ata nkikununulia KDF baado hutaki twede kwangu pic.twitter.com/xgfgOeHCRY
— NDIRANGU KAMAU (@JOHNND2030) January 16, 2018
CC. @BettyMKyallo
Kdf pic.twitter.com/LzaLqC77WZ— Tony (@Mat_A27) January 16, 2018
CC. @BettyMKyallo
Traffic Police pic.twitter.com/Eh1C0L88H2— Tony (@Mat_A27) January 16, 2018
— #1stfebruarybirthday (@bennytothedj) January 16, 2018
You need to check @BettyMKyallo certificates if she can pretend not to know what’s KDF …are we together…? pic.twitter.com/40x6hekcKG
— Ndaba Kariuki (@Ndabakariuki) January 16, 2018
It’s one of Nicky’s favorite.. pic.twitter.com/PDmoyLbw34
— Maasai Technologies (@Maasai_Techno) January 16, 2018
— Mwashashu (@ErickMwashashu) January 16, 2018
Boychild croissant. pic.twitter.com/JojVZlLTBS
— Minae wa Irungu (@CMinae) January 16, 2018
Hata huyu mtoi anatambua KDF pic.twitter.com/nyLaXKDe0z
— OGETO (@OgetoAlex) January 16, 2018
Symbol of national unity
— __roxy☆ (@rox_kiko) January 16, 2018
Just ask her pic.twitter.com/aTDqLnpUl2
— Steve Major (@SteveMajor20) January 16, 2018
Commision of inquiry to look into your claim….. pic.twitter.com/mOrIYOAykI
— Fred jura (@freddeze) January 16, 2018
