As with the beginning of every new year, Kenyans on Twitter, in addition to expressing optimism for 2017, also listed the rules and regulations that will guide them through the year.
Through the Twitter Trend #My2017Commandments, below are some of the most interesting 2017 commandments.
No putting on weave in 2017 #My2017Commandments
— Zack (@zackenyan) January 3, 2017
#My2017Commandments no snitching on my woman with other women ,& strictly on making money mood ,so help God ✊✊
— ♚OG-Dawg-?? (@Kendrickmarkgs1) January 3, 2017
Thou Shall NOT Trust anyone who does not Post a Full Body Photo of themselves on Social Media!#My2017Commandments
— Thee Trend Setter ™ (@xtiandela) January 3, 2017
Thou shall not add weight and you owe me money@xtiandela
#My2017Commandments— Mwalaghelaghe Nyambu (@IamMikaiilThe1) January 3, 2017
Thou shall not leave blank spaces in exams even if you don’t know anything.for the lecturer will fail thee @xtiandela #My2017Commandments
— Fundiwamaji ™ (@fundi_waMaji) January 3, 2017
Thou shall not overdo this make up thing. If you get lost how will we trace you?
— MACHUKS™ (@Machukah) January 3, 2017
I shall vote wisely and remain peaceful during this year’s general election for I love my country #My2017Commandments
— Kone Moheavy (@Konemoheavy) January 3, 2017
✔️ preach peace
✔️ avoid political hate speeches
✔ be my brother, my sister
✔️ take care
✔️ register as a voter #My2017Commandments— IG: @omondilisedpaul (@OmondilisedPaul) January 3, 2017
If you text Hi to your crush and she doesn’t reply please man refuse to be defeated,Be strong and text her ‘HI PART 2″?#My2017Commandments
— Scorpion_King ? (@lawd_maestro) January 3, 2017
Thous will not visit me this Njaanuary coz i will give them Madagascar ???? @xtiandela #My2017Commandments pic.twitter.com/IgMtRpZu12
— Elly (@ItsMwai) January 3, 2017
Thou shall not pronounce whatsApp as if T is silent.I left those people in 2016 ??#My2017Commandments
— Oge of Afrika! ❤ (@_OgeJnr) January 3, 2017
A Man is NOT Permitted to use Emojis when texting, Tweeting, DMing, Emailing of Contacting a fellow man in any way #My2017Commandments
— Thee Trend Setter ™ (@xtiandela) January 3, 2017
#My2017Commandments Thou shall you keep your haters Silent pic.twitter.com/xE1lf9cvBT
— Zack (@zackenyan) January 3, 2017
Thou shall not go to school anymore
#My2017Commandments pic.twitter.com/xPjrpXAdPQ— AfricanBadBoy (@LeiKarbz) January 3, 2017
@xtiandela thou shall not play us like this..mambo ya kuforce ulightskin tuwache 2016??#My2017Commandments pic.twitter.com/1mCqIMezaj
— Miss¥M° (@josylenesila) January 3, 2017
#My2017Commandments thou shall not fool us @xtiandela pic.twitter.com/3DpNttRgOV https://t.co/g1oPbzVWqo Done n dusted
— reggie (@reggie_ochino) January 3, 2017
Thou shall adhere to this TIP, kwanza in a matatu #My2017Commandments pic.twitter.com/Rc9dp3JtHf
— Nduguh (@Kaka_Nduguh) January 3, 2017
#My2017Commandments thou shall never associate with giroud culprits ? pic.twitter.com/Y1T82y3Y2F
— Makori (@themakori) January 3, 2017
Hakuna kutesa hivi baana #My2017Commandments pic.twitter.com/0l0n1eDL5h
— UNPLUGGED ⚓ (@ian_spices) January 3, 2017
