The Hottest Stories on the Internet Today (Thursday March 17)

A look at some of the biggest stories on the internet today.
Resting in Peace: Dead Man Seated Up on a Chair, Holding Cigarette with Eyes Open at His Own Funeral

Video of the Day: Kenyan Marathoner Tripped by The Finish Line Tape

Prophet Owuor Lands in Nigeria, But They’re Not Impressed with His Beard

VIDEO – Simple Common Sense Test for Idiots

CNN projects Trump, Clinton win Florida

Louis: Marco Rubio’s biggest mistake

Olympics: London 2012 samples to be retested

And the world’s happiest countries are …

Mike Durant: More than just the ‘Black Hawk Down’ guy

Pennsylvania man admits to hacking nude celebrity photos

TRUMP: I’m not going to the next debate

The US government says it has found the man who stole naked photographs from celebrity iCloud accounts

American student sentenced to 15 years of hard labor in North Korea

This Richard Branson-backed startup failed on ‘Shark Tank’ – but just raised $61 million from Kleiner Perkins

It’s now illegal to post ‘irresponsible’ pictures of Dubai’s heavy rain online

Israeli drones are about to take over the world’s skies

Scientists probe mysterious new dwarf human species

Scientists defrosting 12,400-year-old puppy find something unexpected

Creepy £700 sex girl robot that looks 12 is delivered in a ‘coffin’

Pilots and flight attendants debate the best and worst airports in the world

Jay Z removes ‘Blueprint’ albums from pretty much everywhere but Tidal

Bendtner fined by Wolfsburg after turning up late for training

Rio Ferdinand: Premier League has none of the world’s best players