I’m sure each one of us has at one time or another entertained the thought of being a Head of State. If you have never, maybe you just lack ambitions because the presidency is one of the most appealing and coveted positions in any country.
Anywho, Kenyans on Twitter were on Thursday discussing the prospect of being a president and shared the things they would do if they were in power. For people who are always vocal about the failings of President Uhuru Kenyatta, the memes and tweets below are the best they could come up with.
#IfIWereAPresident Ningetoa wananchi LOCK Cc @mckym pic.twitter.com/gOTn9wxcoK
โ wonder huhu (@onyipapa_) January 14, 2016
#IfIWereAPresident I would ensure Autocorrection is banned pic.twitter.com/8A7L4iaqlo
โ wonder huhu (@onyipapa_) January 14, 2016
#IfIWereAPresident ukiulizwa what you would do if you were a president na unafanya kazi ya mjengo. pic.twitter.com/vxnBnQFTrb
โ sam the vocalist (@sirme_stephens) January 14, 2016
#IfIWereAPresident I would legalise weed pic.twitter.com/BmLedwnFPN
โ JOHNNY GACHANJA (@JohnnyGachanja) January 14, 2016
#IfIWereAPresident I was thinking of reviving the ever loss making Kenya Meat Commission bt then I saw Grace Msalame pic.twitter.com/NIC7oiibLi
โ Kenipediaโข (@KennStiffler) January 14, 2016
#IfIWereAPresident i would keep my promises pic.twitter.com/4rzm8gqh6u
โ IG;Martins (@Mwenda_martins) January 14, 2016
#IfIWereAPresident corruption ningeipata from itas roots sio kwa mtu wa kushukiwa tu pic.twitter.com/dQcZdbE6yY
โ Gidraph Maina (@maina_gidraph) January 14, 2016
#IfIWereAPresident I would give these three chaps a job at NACADA pic.twitter.com/juJm1qtl84
โ wonder huhu (@onyipapa_) January 14, 2016
#IfIWereAPresident Ladies would be after me like; pic.twitter.com/e1cRrvkzUf
โ THAT NIGGA (@lukes254) January 14, 2016
#IfIWereAPresident ….. ” my main force ” pic.twitter.com/XC0bozdGYC
โ Vee Beiby (@VeraSidika) January 14, 2016
#IfIWereAPresident id always want to be a doctor .. *runs for life* #kot pic.twitter.com/OPr278uh0R
โ ๏ธปโฆโคโKing’ori Robertโฌ (@Roba_swtex) January 14, 2016
#IfIWereAPresident I’d make all MPs take Grammar classes pic.twitter.com/9GiDJ3GcUi
โ โญI Ain’t Shit..Yet!โญ (@SirCarie_254) January 14, 2016
#IfIWereAPresident i would change my name to Magufuli!!
โ Kaganzi Allan (@kaganziallan2) January 14, 2016
RiverWood ingekuwa na Series kama hizi…. #IfIWereAPresident pic.twitter.com/ttoSjX7RjJ
โ โญI Ain’t Shit..Yet!โญ (@SirCarie_254) January 14, 2016
#IfIWereAPresident I would appoint raila to chair EACC ?
โ Savi (@Vsavi1) January 14, 2016
#IfIWereAPresident I would change the kenyan calenda ndo tuendange december alafu December season 2 alafu sasa february.. juu hii january??
โ Great Ngugi (@GreatNgugi) January 14, 2016
#IfIWereAPresident i have nothing to say, trying to look for something intelligent about being president. Can’t find any.
โ MOIST BEEF (@MwasFatFinger) January 14, 2016
#IfIWereAPresident I would be fair to Arsenal. People got no chills around here ๐ pic.twitter.com/EwQhupZfto
โ wonder huhu (@onyipapa_) January 14, 2016
devolution secretary and my deputy,speaker #IfIWereAPresident pic.twitter.com/u9bTA6PWxb
โ kelvin Manthi (@MullaKelv) January 14, 2016
#IfIWereAPresident I would put every Saturday a national cleaning day! this streets are filthy
โ Nicki_winky (@the1divadivine) January 14, 2016
“@MuthokaTito: #IfIWereAPresident Make Grace Msalame my Devolution Secretary!! Ni Ya Sweetie… pic.twitter.com/ZihrUaMNC3“she’s hot I say
โ Jimmy sonko (@Jimz05sonko) January 14, 2016
#IfIWereAPresident I would make it a law for men to get down on their chick
โ Kari Emily (@kari_kasupuu) January 14, 2016
#IfIWereAPresident …i’d put my A** on a 1000 note.
โ Vee Beiby (@VeraSidika) January 14, 2016
#IfIWereAPresident I’d ensure all state officers wear uniform and run to work. Latecomers to clean up the city.
โ Kevin F. Mare (@th3k3ny4n) January 14, 2016
#IfIWereAPresident i would declare #TeamMafisi movememt a political party en use it as re-election vehicle @UKenyatta
โ IG:@Pascal_Nzau (@Pascal_Nzau) January 14, 2016
#IfIWereAPresident i’d run this country from the bahamas
โ KimJongSomethin (@Kayi_K) January 14, 2016
#IfIWereAPresident *laughs* I would be guaranteed of a clothing allowance so the first thing I would do is change my wadrobe
โ Njeri (@Njerislife) January 14, 2016
#IfIWereAPresident pic.twitter.com/epMH9E2FPB
โ Mkisii Halisiโข (@MkisiiHalisi) January 14, 2016
#IfIWereAPresident I would give team Mafisi their own county,currency,hospital & school.Hawa watu kazi yao ni ngumu pic.twitter.com/dPyffh0BfL
โ Abunuasi (@mzitooh) January 14, 2016
Weed would be legal and alcohol illegal. #IfIWereAPresident
โ Kiki Masai (@kikimasai) January 14, 2016
#IfIWereAPresident I’d legalise prostitution ? Red light districts everywhere
โ Ian (@Gotharddd) January 14, 2016
#IfIWereAPresident I’d declare kenya a constitutional monarchy with @nginaKE as queen. I’d pay all citizens to sleep on voting day
โ Kevin F. Mare (@th3k3ny4n) January 14, 2016
#IfIWereAPresident i would make shaniqwa the cs for devolution
โ Brayo Mnaty (@BrayoMnaty) January 14, 2016
Some of y’all tweeting about #IfIWereAPresident, the far you can go is only to become a whatsapp admin. CC: @Bawse17 @lenana_samorai.
โ Danzy (@LordDanzy) January 14, 2016
#IfIWereAPresident WI-FI kila mahali and legalize kiombitho
โ Jimcy Manywesh (@jaymoh_karis) January 14, 2016
#IfIWereAPresident all ninjas with six pack will be walking around with no shirts? @JohnnyGachanja
โ purple princess (@MercyAllante) January 14, 2016
#IfIWereAPresident word ”MSOTO” wouldn’t be found on street dictionary! pic.twitter.com/I7mQkxgdLI
โ Changez Ndzai (@ChangezN) January 14, 2016
#IfIWereAPresident i’d Legalize prostitution pic.twitter.com/030ZsSeRs4
โ Samuel Muhia (@SamuelMuhia_) January 14, 2016
#IfIWereAPresident…. pic.twitter.com/mlLONrPpbk
โ Mwa_as (@Its_mwaas) January 14, 2016
I’d hire an English teacher for you @ndoshkk #IfIWereAPresident I would motivate this boy archive his dreams pic.twitter.com/gotvj9Nbg8
โ The Foreigner (@sirwarrencs) January 14, 2016
“@onyipapa_: & #IfIWereAPresident my squad:- pic.twitter.com/JXgq5vLEeh“
โ Scot (@scot_elias) January 14, 2016
#IfIWereAPresident this how i will promote brand kenya pic.twitter.com/j5g1WcJqbc
โ lucas00 (@lukakater) January 14, 2016
#IfIWereAPresident I would help this dude find a real wife pic.twitter.com/SJ2v68HiQH
โ ndungu kahiu (@ndoshkk) January 14, 2016
#IfIWereAPresident I would legalize marijuana
โ African original (@acharotis) January 14, 2016
#IfIWereAPresident i’d seek KOT views before embarking on any project
โ Nelly Apollo (@Utd_Cyborg) January 14, 2016
#IfIWereAPresident I would promote our local designers pic.twitter.com/DDU0WTBq0k
โ VICTOR (@VctrVik) January 14, 2016
#IfIWereAPresident TEAM MAFISI could be a ministry. With this bae as CS pic.twitter.com/rETjFTXKy7
โ THE RIOT (@denuhk) January 14, 2016
#ifiwereapresident Team Mafisi Would be a Ministry and Dj Creme would be cs pic.twitter.com/afqTERcJiM
โ … (@_AlluNeedToKnow) January 14, 2016
#IfIWereAPresident Make Grace Msalame my Devolution Secretary!! Ni Ya Sweetie… pic.twitter.com/cIFbAWvvzP
โ The Muthokaยฎ (@MuthokaTito) January 14, 2016
#IfIWereAPresident I would empower such talent pic.twitter.com/qMsjNBmYNL
โ Mr. Mbogo (@mbogomelvin) January 14, 2016
#IfIWereAPresident team mafisi would be fully funded and be a majour sorce of income through membership fees pic.twitter.com/nxhusvV8VP
โ Kelvyn Monroe (@kelvyn_monroe) January 14, 2016
