FUNNY! How Kamba Gossip and Talk to City People During Christmas Season

It is pretty obvious that people from upcountry always have funny, weird and crazy views/opinions to express whenever someone from travels home. Yes, what do you expect from people who have not seen you in a while? You can only expect rib-cracking speculations.
Well, as for the Kambas who ha traveled for Christmas Holiday, below is a list of speculations that your villagers might have had after seeing you arrive home.