A new week and a new trending topic on twitter to have a look at. On Monday the topic of discussion was lies as told by Kenyans.
The discussion was trending through the hashtag #LiesThatKenyansSay. Have a look below at sampled reactions:
#LiesThatKenyansSay
I am not team mafisi— Arnoldi (@Arnoldi254) April 11, 2016
#LiesThatKenyansSay game moja tu ndo ilinitoa
— McElvis Squelva (@squelva) April 11, 2016
I will call you later yet he/she doesnt have your number. #LiesThatKenyansSay
— NGATA BRIDGE Fine§t (@tuwey_amos) April 11, 2016
#LiesThatKenyansSay aaah I hit that thing hata aringe
— McElvis Squelva (@squelva) April 11, 2016
#LiesThatKenyansSay HER: am not a golddigger but I can’t eat love
— Nick cesc masolo ✌ (@nick_cesc) April 11, 2016
#LiesThatKenyansSay Rao will never be president in Kenya. pic.twitter.com/viugy30y9n
— Machuka Wyclife (@Machukah) April 11, 2016
#LiesThatKenyansSay I’m really not very fast! pic.twitter.com/5iEirblUDH
— H.D. Armstrong (@HDArmstrong1) April 11, 2016
Fanta can be changed to Whiskey in Facebook. #LiesThatKenyansSay pic.twitter.com/ZxsNyjPez0
— Machuka Wyclife (@Machukah) April 11, 2016
Sport Pesa is just for fun… Now check this !#LiesThatKenyansSay pic.twitter.com/Jp5zPdSw6I
— Atanas ™ (@Atanasi_) April 11, 2016
#LiesThatKenyansSay yeah it’s “sheep” alright ?? pic.twitter.com/Isi7E0jBaM
— Mars Fifi (@MercyPheona) April 11, 2016
#LiesThatKenyansSay Photoshop pics pic.twitter.com/7qMXBT1ps8
— Antony Kalume (@AntonyKalume) April 11, 2016
Hunnies be like “This are my real eyelashes!” #LiesThatKenyansSay pic.twitter.com/atYLczfriu
— Kenipedia™ (@KennStiffler) April 11, 2016
#LiesThatKenyansSay Nyeri women are good, & welcoming… pic.twitter.com/H9aliJpc9B
— Antony Kalume (@AntonyKalume) April 11, 2016
#LiesThatKenyansSay Telling every girl, “I Love You” in whatsapp pic.twitter.com/ij4rlTjJuD
— Machuka Wyclife (@Machukah) April 11, 2016
Assume #LiesThatKenyansSay pic.twitter.com/P6Cq7BPhod
— Teddy Mwangi (@Tedddy51) April 11, 2016
I was just assisting you out of the pool!!! #LiesThatKenyansSay pic.twitter.com/ChCKezW9XR
— Cheboiwo™ (@itscheboiwo) April 11, 2016
Luhya man reacting after his wife failed to cook Ugali for him ? #LiesThatKenyansSay pic.twitter.com/DFyUJvfU8g
— Atanas ™ (@Atanasi_) April 11, 2016
#LiesThatKenyansSay I also lost all my money last week when chase bank closed…Kumbe>>> pic.twitter.com/xPQtGgEP4E
— Nasir (@mafanz) April 11, 2016
#LiesThatKenyansSay Africans should have never been shown how to use photoshop? pic.twitter.com/Vpdv6fi5UL
— Justus Kingdom Come (@karimijustus) April 11, 2016
#LiesThatKenyansSay two thieves were shot dead and were taken to the referral hospital for treatment
— MAKÚMI HUHA HONI™ (@LosartasH) April 11, 2016
Beb i want our love to be strong like corruption in kenya.
#LiesThatKenyansSay— Machuka Wyclife (@Machukah) April 11, 2016
Sorry babe I’ll call you back.I’m driving #LiesThatKenyansSay pic.twitter.com/UfvpFuFguP
— Kenipedia™ (@KennStiffler) April 11, 2016
#LiesThatKenyansSay Girl telling you she’ll think about it whereas inside her she’s like; man you’re wasting your time!
— Spencer (@spenceradika) April 11, 2016
#Liesthatkenyanssay *on phone* Karibu nifike just give me 10 mins na hyo time ako 50 miles away
— Story Of The Pencil★ (@shem_17th) April 11, 2016
#LiesThatKenyansSay CORD is not a one man show
— Brian Khaniri (@BKhaniri) April 11, 2016
#LiesThatKenyansSay Telling a guest,karibu Jihisi kama uko nyumbani while you really wished he hadn’t come
— Tallam (@evanstallam) April 11, 2016
Wyf:If I had known you were poor,I wouldn’t have married u
Hus:i told u that u are the only thing I have in this world#LiesThatKenyansSay— Ruth Oguta™ (@RuthOguta) April 11, 2016
Nilirenew sim card juzi tu; thats why i dont have your number! #LiesThatKenyansSay
— Deejay Nicky Phondo (@Nickydj7) April 11, 2016
#LiesThatKenyansSay pic.twitter.com/TYqKuhxOTs
— ED (@eddbas) April 11, 2016
#LiesThatKenyansSay your child is in safe care? pic.twitter.com/GwwygoFINi
— TABITHA MUTHONI (@tabbiefrmKenya) April 11, 2016
#LiesThatKenyansSay pic.twitter.com/iayObFdiaI
— Erico (@Don_Nyamu) April 11, 2016
#LiesThatKenyansSay pic.twitter.com/AU6YtYZkc5
— Master Shifu (@shipoto_) April 11, 2016
#LiesThatKenyansSay ?????? pic.twitter.com/fH3HPrMIV8
— Irene (@EyereneChebet) April 11, 2016
#LiesThatKenyansSay ckulangi kalamu pic.twitter.com/HHkB6DcOWo
— Confused Kenyan (@confused_kenyan) April 11, 2016
#LiesThatKenyansSay and the names they use to save Bae on phone-book… pic.twitter.com/D7gneeRZYJ
— Ozil Nyakiti (@sescReloaded) April 11, 2016
#LiesThatKenyansSay haha this Wafula Guy ? ? @dryce_pete pic.twitter.com/4W6HU9fuLm
— Shics Davida (@Davidatipster) April 11, 2016
#LiesThatKenyansSay its all here.. ???? pic.twitter.com/4J7Mb4ZRcG
— ✨realBadST (@ItsDzombo) April 11, 2016
#LiesThatKenyansSay you are my one and only pic.twitter.com/qDgffLhIki
— The Real AdrianPeter (@AdrianPeter254) April 11, 2016
#LiesThatKenyansSay I want to help you. pic.twitter.com/F5d8RyAVWp
— The Real AdrianPeter (@AdrianPeter254) April 11, 2016
Nimewacha pombe??????? #LiesThatKenyansSay
— Choco Booboo (@booboo_choco) April 11, 2016
Wakati nilipokuwa Jericho……. #LiesThatKenyansSay pic.twitter.com/txdthwRIqk
— Phil Morizey shocks (@MorizeyGachoka) April 11, 2016
So why does the word “FRIDGE” has a “D” and “REFRIGERATOR doesn’t have..Did they forget to put it there?.Muache ufala!!! #LiesThatKenyansSay
— Karimi Wa Kinyua (@karimi_kinyua) April 11, 2016
