Yesterday, Lands Secretary Charity Ngilu delivered on her promise to name the ‘private developers’ behind the Langata Primary School land grab. She named the following as the directors of Airport View Housing Limited Company:
Mandip Singh Amrit:1000 shares
Manjit Singh Amrit: nil
Harbans Singh Amrit: 3000 shares
Kamal Prakash Amrit:1000 shares.
However, there was a general feeling that she was not giving the ‘name behind the name’, especially since Deputy President William Ruto was heavily mentioned.
The hashtag #NgiluSinghJokes quickly started trending on Twitter, and we have compiled the best tweets.
Ruto WhatsApp status; 'I will Singh & Rejoice in the Lord.'
— kisauti ® (@kevoice_) January 22, 2015
Singh is believing. #NgiluSinghJokes
— shaffie weru (@ShaffieWeru) January 22, 2015
What do you call an Indian who can sing Khan Singh #NgiluSinghJokes
— Ndeti (@CharlesNdeti) January 22, 2015
Haiya—->@peterwakaba: #NgiluSinghJokes What dyu call a land grabber lying in an open school field? Relak singh.”
— James Smart (@jamessmat) January 22, 2015
What do you call a land grabber in shock? Surpri Singh! (surprising) #NgiluSinghJokes
— Peter Wakaba (@peterwakaba) January 22, 2015
BrowSINGH about land grabbing in Kenya and Google directs me to #NgiluSinghJokes
— john odande (@jodande) January 22, 2015
Q : Name 1 method of keeping Milking cows A: ZeroGra-Singh #NgiluSinghJokes pic.twitter.com/RMWovPQoXv
— Williez De Viruz (@BhingyWilliez) January 22, 2015
Teacher: What's the present tense of Arap Sang? Student: Arap SINGH! #NgiluSinghJokes
— The Keyboard Warior (@AbdimalikOdowa) January 22, 2015
Hahahahahaha, now this is just sick! #dead "@OdmAlert: Q: Chamge! A: MiSingh #NgiluSinghJokes pic.twitter.com/QJIcDZaoCL"
— Winston Asige (@Stoned3) January 22, 2015
"Hahah.mmm: #NgiluSinghJokes land grabbers browSINGH now be like… pic.twitter.com/qpNFyr11qp"
— Japhet Chome™ (@jeffchome) January 22, 2015
Huyo private developer asked min of land nani anamiliki ile shamba iko karibu na shule ya msiNGHi? #NgiluSinghJokes
— bob gacheru (@bob3nesta) January 22, 2015
One last one Q. When you erect an illegal wall on grabbed land you are…? A. Fen-Singh #NgiluSinghJokes
— © catch a fire (@daemonboy2) January 22, 2015
Q- i am a not married, I don't have a girlfriend What am I? A- SINGHle #NgiluSinghJokes
— Prince Georgetown (@PGeorgetown) January 22, 2015
"@iGitz_: hahahahaha "@sweetwhiskey: LMFAO"@LordKelvin273: Lmao. pic.twitter.com/lpniIHahfu""" That red spot. Haha… #NgiluSinghJokes
— Eric Mwiti (@Ericc_Mwiti) January 22, 2015
— Konje (@konjeh) January 22, 2015
Did you ever read this book?>> “Masomo ya M-SINGH-I ” #NgiluSinghJokes pic.twitter.com/DrtCPYxo3g
— Asha Sitati (@Ashamiss) January 22, 2015