Yesterday, Lands Secretary Charity Ngilu delivered on her promise to name the ‘private developers’ behind the Langata Primary School land grab. She named the following as the directors of Airport View Housing Limited Company:
Mandip Singh Amrit:1000 shares
Manjit Singh Amrit: nil
Harbans Singh Amrit: 3000 shares
Kamal Prakash Amrit:1000 shares.
However, there was a general feeling that she was not giving the ‘name behind the name’, especially since Deputy President William Ruto was heavily mentioned.
The hashtag #NgiluSinghJokes quickly started trending on Twitter, and we have compiled the best tweets.
https://twitter.com/kevoice_/status/558299804074536960
Singh is believing.#NgiluSinghJokes
— #TeamShaffie (@ShaffieWeru) January 22, 2015
What do you call an Indian who can sing
Khan Singh
#NgiluSinghJokes— Kiilu, C.N (@CharlesNdeti) January 22, 2015
Haiya—->@peterwakaba: #NgiluSinghJokes
What dyu call a land grabber lying in an open school field?Relak singh.”
— James Smart (@jamessmat) January 22, 2015
What do you call a land grabber in shock?
Surpri Singh! (surprising)#NgiluSinghJokes— Peter Wakaba (@peterwakaba) January 22, 2015
BrowSINGH about land grabbing in Kenya and Google directs me to #NgiluSinghJokes
— John K. Odande (@jodande) January 22, 2015
https://twitter.com/BhingyWilliez/status/558338566778941440
Teacher: What's the present tense of Arap Sang?
Student: Arap SINGH!#NgiluSinghJokes— Kenya's Best (@Danshin254) January 22, 2015
Hahahahahaha, now this is just sick! #dead "@OdmAlert: Q: Chamge! A: MiSingh #NgiluSinghJokes http://t.co/QJIcDZaoCL"
— Mawe Mawe (@Stoned3) January 22, 2015
https://twitter.com/jeffchome/status/558340863060099073
Huyo private developer asked min of land nani anamiliki ile shamba iko karibu na shule ya msiNGHi? #NgiluSinghJokes
— bob gacheru (@bobgnesta) January 22, 2015
One last one Q. When you erect an illegal wall on grabbed land you are…?
A. Fen-Singh#NgiluSinghJokes
— © catch a fire (@daemonboy2) January 22, 2015
Q- i am a not married, I don't have a girlfriend
What am I?
A- SINGHle#NgiluSinghJokes— Wanyiri (@PGeorgetown) January 22, 2015
"@iGitz_: hahahahaha "@sweetwhiskey: LMFAO"@LordKelvin273: Lmao. pic.twitter.com/lpniIHahfu"""
That red spot. Haha…#NgiluSinghJokes— Eric Mwiti (@Ericc_Mwiti) January 22, 2015
#NgiluSinghJokes pic.twitter.com/OFbnzOqEq4
— Konje (@konjeh) January 22, 2015
Did you ever read this book?>> “Masomo ya M-SINGH-I ” #NgiluSinghJokes pic.twitter.com/DrtCPYxo3g
— Asha Sitati (@Ashamiss) January 22, 2015
