You’ve probably fallen prey to an incredibly hyped newspaper headline, like those found on the 10 shillings, 4 pages ‘newspapers’ on corridors of many Nairobi streets. Reading through the paper reveals either a very unrelated story from the headlined one, or some 2 paragraph article, some of which is internet copy paste. Below are some of those hilarious headlines, adapted from Facebook. “TOP SECRET REVEALED- HOW ALBASHIR TWIN BROTHER GOT INVITED TO ATTEND PROMULGATION CEREMONY IN KENYA
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REVEALED: LIST OF MPs IN ILLUMINATI , kumbe ni list ya items in uchumi supermarket
RAILA IN SECRET AFFAIR WITH LUCY KIBAKI
WHY UHURU IS BEEN TAMED BY KIYAPI
SIX THINGS RAILA TOLD UHURU AT THIKA ROAD
HOW A MAN TURNED INTO A FROG IN KAWANGWARE
HOW OLE KIYAPI LOST HIS FRONT TEETH
THE UNTOLD STORY OF PASTOR NJOROGE
TOP FEMALE MP CAUGHT PROCURING AN ABORTION
50 MOST FAMOUS TYPED OF KISSES, they only give 5
PROMINENT MINISTER BEATEN BY WIFE
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