Hilarious Amendments To The Traffic Act
FURTHER TRAFFIC ACT AMMENDMENTS:- 1. Probox overtaking a range rover KSH.500,000 or life imprisonment. 2. If your horn is hooting at a low volume
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Exclusive: How Mwaniki Got The Big Government Contract
3 contractors are bidding to fix a broken fence at the white house, where Barack obama Lives. The 1st from INDIA, the 2nd from
December 2, 2012
What Uhuru And Maina Kageni Drink.. Shocking… (Social Media’s Best Pics This Week)
For many days we’ve been wondering why the Johnny Gill concert recently held in Nairobi was not for every Dick and Harry. Finally, we
November 29, 2012
Misunderstanding on Why Husband And Wife Rarely Make Love
Dear Wife,During the past year I have tried to make love to you 365 times. I have succeeded 36 times, which is an average
November 29, 2012
How Kenyans Went Home After The Matatu Strike [Hilarious]
MATATU STRIKE So apparently Matatus are on strike to make crimeaffordable. Today Kenyans will beforced to use either of the following cars: ToeYota Footsubishi,
How To Know You Are Cursed: Part 2
1. If you download anything from the internet and it Fails at 99% 2. If you buy a phone for 20k today and the
November 28, 2012
List of Kamba Celebs Making It Internationally.. (Hilarious)
Outstandng Kamba Celebs Who have made it Internationally: Lucy Ndumbia (Lucky Dube) Mbuvi Mulei (Bob Marley) Sila Kaloki (Sizla Kalonji) Lilian Waeni(Lil Wayne) Malia
Methalis Made In Kenya.. (Hilarious)
1.Umoja ni estate,utengano ni setbook. 2.mbio za marathon huishia kwa balcony. 3.cha mlevi huliwa na MUTUTHO. 4.asiyekubali kushindwa,atakuwa….. 5.Ukistaajabu ya musa,hujasikia ya ONYANCHA. 6.mpiga ngumi ukuta ni SONKO. 7.Usipoziba ufa,watu
November 26, 2012
10 Things To Do When Stuck In A Traffic Jam In A Matatu
Next time you get stuck in jam, do the following to kill time especially if you are in a matatu. 1) Pick your nose
Kibaki Painfully Registers As A Voter.. And Other Painful Experiences This Week on Social Media
It’s Friday once again, that time of the week when we all log into nairobiwire.com to find the best photos of the week, neatly
You Must Be Kenyan IF…
1. If you are known by your children’s name e.g Mama Kayai, Mama Kamau 2. When you use the words “and finally” during a
Crazy, Misleading Headlines Found On Sh 10 Newspapers In Nairobi
You’ve probably fallen prey to an incredibly hyped newspaper headline, like those found on the 10 shillings, 4 pages ‘newspapers’ on corridors of many
November 19, 2012
Thanks God Its Friday, But Bifwoli Wakoli Saga Continues
TGIF. Time to look at the best pics on social media this week. As always, football tops the charts. From Manchester United’s miraculous usual
The Nairobi Woman
Yesterday witnessed another trending twitter hash tag, #TheNairobiWoman. Kenyans on Twitter, or #KOT as they are commonly known , united to give what turned
November 14, 2012
Type of Women Kenyan Men Should Avoid
-She claims she is worth Sh 1 million dowry-She listens to Riddims-She says thate fae, dthhree and twelof-when talking about some intellect topic she
November 14, 2012
How A Town Incredibly Cleared All Its Debt
One day a tourist comes to the only hotel in a debt ridden town in Kenya. Lays a 100 dollar note on the table
November 11, 2012
If Obama – Romney Were In Kenya – Expected Newspaper Headlines
If USA was Kenya, today’s headlines will read: · Don’t celebrate yet, Romney tells Obama (TELL magazine) · Concede defeat, Obama urges Romney (Punch
M Pesa Signs Shirt Sponsorship Deal With Manchester United… and other silly stories this week
Football has dominated social media discussions this week. First was the very controversial Manchester United win at Stamford Bridge, to the extent that they’ve
November 1, 2012
Why You Should Never Date A Kenyatta University Chick
She always spots a wig semester in-semester out Wigs are dirty, smelly, unkempt and surely unattractive. One thing is clear though for sure. That
October 31, 2012
How Kisii People Pronounce Names
1. George- Chochi2. David –Tebiti 3. Dennis-Tennis 4. Gedion-Gitioni 5. Sylvia-Sibia 6. Jane-Chane 7. Richard-Richati 8. Edina-Etina 9. Evelyne-Ebarini 10. Geoffrey-Choburi. 11. Jackline-Chakirini 12. Dinah- Tina 13. Peter- Bita 14. Joyce –Choisi 15. Grace-Gresi 16. Dominic-Tominiki 17. Dorca-Torika 18. Kepha-Keba 19. Job-Chobu
October 31, 2012