Kenyans on Twitter have started the new year in usual fashion. Using the hashtag #NjaanuarySurvialTips, they have been sharing the best survival tips for this dreaded month.
If you are one of the many Kenyans who spent more money than they could afford that December, these will come in very handy.
#NjaanuarySurvivalTips
The last December holiday you ate chicken , Its now Njaanuary time to eat with chickens.— Ng'ang'a The Blogger (@ItsNjokiKelvin) January 3, 2017
#NjaanuarySurvivalTips how you check your account balance in January. pic.twitter.com/5dwtyGJiGq
— MACHUKS™ (@Machukah) January 3, 2017
#NjaanuarySurvivalTips
Supper starter pack
? ? ? pic.twitter.com/9kMjcNoA0T— Holy Grail ® ™ (@ODMendel) January 3, 2017
A moment of silence for our brothers tweeting from Opera Mini browser to save data bundles. #NjaanuarySurvivalTips
— Munene ™ (@Marangu_) January 3, 2017
#NjaanuarySurvivalTips dont fart anyhowly…save the gas for your stomach,you dont want it empty.Thank me now
— Lawtag (@maxolisadia) January 3, 2017
#NjaanuarySurvivalTips pic.twitter.com/CPRcIN7FlY
— Geomatist (@GitobuMoses) January 3, 2017
Instead of chai…kunywa busaa. You will forget lunch and supper. #NjaanuarySurvivalTips
— Douglas Omurwa (@DougOmurwa) January 3, 2017
Why didnt I see this Bible verse in december??#NjaanuarySurvivalTips pic.twitter.com/WUhWIljAeU
— STEPHEN OCHIENG (@Ochieng4Stephen) January 3, 2017
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They can now come out of their hiding zones,,,it is January! pic.twitter.com/VprHp97QuY— Danns OBARI (@Danns_Obari) January 3, 2017
December:We eat chicken
Jan:chicken products e.g eggs
Mid jan:we eat like chickens i.e cabbages,peas #NjaanuarySurvivalTips— Eric Mutuku (@Erico91809533) January 3, 2017
Excessive Consumption of food is harmful to your pocket,do not eat and drive,eat responsibly!! By @ConsumersKenya? #NjaanuarySurvivalTips
— Kennedy Omondi (@KennyCommaash) January 3, 2017
Don't give your account pin number to your girlfriend.
Thank me later.
— #African4Life? (@norahkalunda) January 3, 2017
Grab a plot up the tree and build, say kwaheri to your landlord/lady #NjaanuarySurvivalTips pic.twitter.com/2ZY0S2qI2P
— Antony Kimani (@kimani_antony) January 3, 2017
It's this serious #njaanuarysurvivaltips pic.twitter.com/OtACK6dcBc
— Vodka Martini (@Izraeltim) January 3, 2017
ati mafisi sacco are nt recruiting any other members for the time being bc the rate at which watu wanakula kwa macho #NjaanuarySurvivalTips
— ??Finny Laurah?? (@finnyLaura) January 3, 2017
1.Meals<=100
2.Transport <=50
3.No parties
4.Deport lightskins
5.No imports but you can be exported#NjaanuarySurvivalTips— EL CHIPO (@Skharlifa) January 3, 2017
#NjaanuarySurvivalTips saizi watu wanafikiria kula ata Xmas tree ?? @kenyan_pundit
— Evans Ochieng (@kenyan_pundit) January 3, 2017
Lunch boxes for carrying jana's food will come in handy #NjaanuarySurvivalTips
— Nya Kweya (@nya_kweya) January 3, 2017
#NjaanuarySurvivalTips Photoshop lazima ? @Machukah pic.twitter.com/gCs7WqufsX
— Nancy Kwamboka (@ItsKwamboka) January 3, 2017
#NjaanuarySurvivalTips story ya relationship kwanza ni nonono for me this month @kenyan_pundit
— Evans Ochieng (@kenyan_pundit) January 3, 2017
#NjaanuarySurvivalTips sportpesa ndio real Savior hapo January. pic.twitter.com/ix2qX6jXt4
— MACHUKS™ (@Machukah) January 3, 2017
#NjaanuarySurvivalTips mpaka mama mboga anakuingiza box pic.twitter.com/ks8sSc1qPs
— MACHUKS™ (@Machukah) January 3, 2017
#NjaanuarySurvivalTips njaanuary brings out the artist in u pic.twitter.com/Z4FbXe51Tp
— top Acer (@DavidShishniz) January 3, 2017
Kupunguza gharama #NjaanuarySurvivalTips pic.twitter.com/JPV2ycTT3a
— Meat Salivator (@michaeltuks) January 3, 2017
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Be underwater..cheza chini ! pic.twitter.com/JVAAya9PEE— #MAN_HOOD (@MwicigiKamotho) January 3, 2017
Njaanuary starter pack #NjaanuarySurvivalTips pic.twitter.com/wwrURq7zHT
— kelvin Mwenda (@kmwenda69) January 3, 2017
Pale Umoja:
Umoinner 80bob
Fcuk that train ni 40bob na haina jam#NjaanuarySurvivalTips— allen arnold (@allen_arnold) January 3, 2017
#NjaanuarySurvivalTips zile mikembe za last year pic.twitter.com/7vBfBa7jaA
— Meat Salivator (@michaeltuks) January 3, 2017
#NjaanuarySurvivalTips ukiangusha 50 bob pic.twitter.com/QOqopDEJVx
— Meat Salivator (@michaeltuks) January 3, 2017
Ni kunoma #NjaanuarySurvivalTips pic.twitter.com/4bTWe41d9B
— Zablon Riro (@RiroZablon) January 3, 2017
turn your starvation to fasting #NjaanuarySurvivalTips
— Benedict ooko (@ookobenedict1) January 3, 2017
How to do shopping in January #NjaanuarySurvivalTips pic.twitter.com/1vYHEKQxnv
— Tha musiq cook (@salt_de_dj) January 3, 2017
#NjaanuarySurvivalTips Lol pic.twitter.com/mcWexrMJS6
— Cyruz Kariuki (@KariukiCyruz) January 3, 2017
#NjaanuarySurvivalTips Tokens zikiisha pic.twitter.com/HGnUCCQLXt
— Cyruz Kariuki (@KariukiCyruz) January 3, 2017
Every time a lady laughs at your dry jokes,she is expecting lunch or dinner in return. So my friend just get lost! #NjaanuarySurvivalTips
— martin_karia jr (@martin_karia) January 3, 2017
#NjaanuarySurvivalTips Don't invite a luhya friend to your house..i repeat DON'T
— Josiah maangi (@josiah_maangi) January 3, 2017
Blacklist the landlord #NjaanuarySurvivalTips pic.twitter.com/7UvqeoJpzD
— Machoka Silvanus (@S_Machoka) January 3, 2017
#NjaanuarySurvivalTips Kenyans though.?? pic.twitter.com/37K9PGWt8b
— Cyruz Kariuki (@KariukiCyruz) January 3, 2017
Njaanuary is real #NjaanuarySurvivalTips ukilipwa salary ya december before Christmas then January ifike na uko ba bills to pay pic.twitter.com/kKO5kIK0n1
— Tha musiq cook (@salt_de_dj) January 3, 2017
#NjaanuarySurvivalTips Nikunoma pic.twitter.com/1tgvKQmKH0
— Y J (@jaykashed) January 3, 2017
#NjaanuarySurvivalTips mkate should run for 4days @alex_sagini pic.twitter.com/p1gRlhd8xK
— Mayaka Official (@Iam_Mayaka) January 3, 2017
#NjaanuarySurvivalTips Buy chapati na omena maneno kwisa pic.twitter.com/YIKwz5PYOg
— Mwalimu Owenga (@MwalimuOwenga) January 3, 2017
