We’ve been seeing the trend for a while now.
What started with blatant lies about Mugabe making statements about Kenya, soon morphed into outrageous quotes attributed to the Zimbabwean leader.
Yesterday, the twitter hashtag #PopularMugabeQuotes was trending. Here are some good ones.
He who has diarrhea knows the direction of the door without being told
#PopularMugabesQuotes— Smooth Operator 🙂 (@Btdarlines) May 22, 2016
How you gonna let a guy with no car drive you crazy? #PopularMugabesQuotes
— Jim Mbaita (@mbaitax) May 22, 2016
The only thing that scares me about marriage is that you wake up earlier on the wedding day ???#PopularMugabesQuotes
— Peter Sagini (@sagini_peter) May 22, 2016
" It doesn't matter the number of votes u get, what matters is the person who counts those votes." #PopularMugabesQuotes
— George Ogembo (@otigembo) May 22, 2016
Only God who appointed me will remove me ~ Mugabe #PopularMugabesQuotes
— Ahmedkadar (@Ahmedkadar1) May 22, 2016
"@cleoh_da: Hahaaaaaaa "@Osindewilson: Women's legs are like rumours, they keep on spreading ?? #PopularMugabesQuotes"" haha ??
— Mselah_ (@I_am_Jack254) May 22, 2016
If your girlfriend doesnt pay her offering in
church break Up with Her if she can cheat
on God…who are u? #PopularMugabesQuotes— The poor millionaire (@ChrisOrenge) May 22, 2016
No matter how men shake their joystick after urinating, the last drop is always reserved for the boxers #PopularMugabesQuotes
— Gitz (@iGitz_) May 22, 2016
Dear sisters,
Don't be deceived by a man who text you "I miss you" only when it's raining….you are not an umbrella #PopularMugabesQuotes
— Gitz (@iGitz_) May 22, 2016
Some girls can't even jog for 5minutes but expect a guy to last in bed with them for 2hours. #PopularMugabesQuotes
— Gitz (@iGitz_) May 22, 2016
Kenyans are good runners because corruption is chasing them. #PopularMugabesQuotes
— Hassan (@Bgm254) May 22, 2016
#PopularMugabesQuotes
Someone sent this….Mugabe is dope!
??????????? pic.twitter.com/scvev0qagx— Wa-MaThaNgaNia (@Muhahami) May 22, 2016
A lady that refuses to remove thuruari for his boss attracts career stagnation. #PopularMugabesQuotes
— Dagitari Wanjohi (@Wakigogoine) May 22, 2016
#PopularMugabesQuotes If you are ugly; you are ugly – stop talking about inner beauty because we don't walk around with X-rays"??
— Karuth ka mwangi (@IamKaruth) May 22, 2016
We are all born mad but some decides to remain so #PopularMugabesQuotes pic.twitter.com/GzsQcn3a2j
— Mbuthiah Maingi (@mmbuthiah) May 22, 2016
There is nothing more confusing to a woman than breaking up with an ugly man who is extremely good in bed.
#PopularMugabesQuotes— King of ShamaKhokho♚ (@S4Simani) May 22, 2016
When a crocodile throws you towards the land instead of the deep waters, do you go back fishing?
#PopularMugabesQuotes— Machuka Wyclife (@Machukah) May 22, 2016
God is the best inventor ever. He took a rib from a man and created a loudspeaker… #PopularMugabesQuotes pic.twitter.com/Oksz9I5VZU
— Nyagah™ (@geordiedodKE) May 22, 2016
Even spaghetti is straight till it gets wet…… #PopularMugabesQuotes
— Edd Eddie Eddiest (@Eddiest_KE) May 22, 2016
#PopularMugabesQuotes
The only white man you can trust is one that is lying on the grave ??— Cy Murray (@cy_murray) May 22, 2016
#PopularMugabesQuotes It's better for a man to be stingy with money he worked for than a lady to deny you a hole she did not even drill! !!
— The Real AdrianPeter (@RealAdrianPeter) May 22, 2016
Check your girlfriend's body, if she has more tattoos or piercings, you can cheat on her. She is already used to pain. #PopularMugabesQuotes
— Atanas (@Atanasi_) May 22, 2016
Dating a slender guy is cool. The problem is when u are lying on his chest then his ribs draw adidas lines on ur face
#PopularMugabesQuotes— Machuka Wyclife (@Machukah) May 22, 2016
#PopularMugabesQuotes
The size of a woman's ass is indirectly proportional to the size of her brain ??— Cy Murray (@cy_murray) May 22, 2016
#PopularMugabesQuotes No matter how big a woman is she can't urinate on the wall
— Shady KM (@ShakizKioko) May 22, 2016
'In Africa, the only warning they take seriously is LOW BATTERY, …#PopularMugabesQuotes pic.twitter.com/xGFb1TGkZQ
— OSINACHI (@BITO_HOVA) May 22, 2016
