Ken on 25th Nov

We’ve all seen that Van Damme viral video. A lot of parodies have been made but we’ve not seen a local one.However, Twitter bigwig @Masaku_ thought that we should have one, featuring non other then the president himself. Location, Hague.This is the result. Not the best photoshop but you get the point.© nairobiwire.comFollow @nairobiwire ...

Ken on 25th Nov

Deputy president William Ruto and journalist Joshua arap Sang’s case was adjourned till January 13,2014, after witness 535 was done with his testimony.The two accused can now come home and spend the holidays with their families. President Uhuru’s case is meanwhile scheduled to start in February.So when the presiding judge announced the adjournment,...

Ken on 22nd Nov

Did you know Citizen TV’s Bernard Ndong went through Lenana School? probably not.Here’s an old photo of the Sports presenter in high school. This was taken in 2002 during their KCSE prayer day. Who’s that dark guy in spectacles you ask? That’s Johnson Sakaja, TNA’s national chairman and also a nominated mp.Would you...

Ken on 22nd Nov

KTN Kenya is set to be the first Kenyan owned Facebook page to hit the one million like mark. The page has maintained its upward spiral for several months, safeguarding its position as Kenya’s most liked page.As of this writing, the page is less than 3000 likes shy of the landmark, meaning it’s likely to reach a million either over the...

Ken on 22nd Nov

This photoshopped image of the world’s most recognized painting, the Mona Lisa was given probably the weirdest caption yet.Twitter bigwig @Masaku_  says this is a sign that the painting is in JKUAT. The big number of male students at the Juja based institution has continued to be a butt of many jokes.  If Mona Lisa was in Jkuat  ©...

Ken on 21st Nov

First, President Kenyatta appointed Mututho as NACADA chairman. Kenyans on social media could not believe it. Two days were spent coming up with all jokes and memes, cursing that day. A few weeks later, his appointment was revoked, and again Kenyans took to social media. This time however, the memes were celebratory.On Tuesday, a parliamentary committee...

Ken on 21st Nov

Former Teek Republik host, Anita Nderu is a talented lady. On her Facebook page, she describes herself as a TV presenter, News anchor, reporter, youth mentor, M.C and model. Yesterday, she took some time off to write this glowing tribute to her mom, who was turning 50. This gorgeous woman! Turns 50 years old today! After carrying me around for nine...

Ken on 20th Nov

Since the publication of a false story about Sauti Sol coming out, Kenyans on social media have not stopped roasting and trolling them.Lots of hilarious memes and statements have been made and we covered a bit of that yesterday. Read: All The Sauti Sol Gay Jokes and MemesThis one was however the killer.. Of course the original one is from Total Rubia. ©...

Ken on 20th Nov

Controversial blogger and social media bigwig, Robert Alai has expressed interest in a top ODM job. On his twitter account, Alai hinted that he may be vying for ODM’s organizing secretary position.“Why not consider me for the #ODMElections Organising Sec. during the next elections.” he wrote. Why not consider me for the #ODMElections...

Ken on 19th Nov

Yesterday, some blog published a false story of Sauti Sol coming out of the closet. Apparently, one of the band members had confessed to the blogger that all of them are homosexual.The band would later issue a statement denying the report, but the damage had already been done.Kenyans on Twitter directed all their attention to the boy band whole day...

Ken on 18th Nov

Gor Mahia has dominated the news for the past several weeks. Yesterday however, AFC Leopards took some limelight from KO’gallo with their GOTV Shield Cup victory.Just like Gor, Ingwe took to social media to illustrate what that victory meant.Perhaps with a few more GOTV cups and probably a league title, Ingwe will replace this… With this… ©...

Ken on 12th Nov

Manchester United die hard, Nairobi governor Evans Kidero, was on Sunday blasted by a follower on Twitter after tweeting in support of his club.Immediately after Robin van Persie scored, Kidero tweeted, “I thought Man U were the underdogs? Nice header van Persie #GGMU”One of his followers, who is either an Arsenal or the rest fan, or...

Ken on 11th Nov

COTU secretary general Francis Atwoli is blessed with a very loud voice. You cannot go to any debate with him and win, even if you have all the points… You’ll probably not have a chance of putting them across.Dr. David Matsanga is a Ugandan peace negotiator and an ‘expert’ on ICC’s witness coaching. Just like Atwoli, Matsanga...

Ken on 08th Nov

If you thought only Kenyans on Twitter can make jokes and memes about their president and other public figures, then you’re wrong.Ugandans are also coming up, as shown by this photoshopped image of their president..Meet Rev. Bishop Yoweri Kaguta Museveni. But I have to admit, Kenyans killed it with this one. Like here they were celebrating the...

Ken on 07th Nov

Former Naivasha MP, John Mututho’s appointment as NACADA chairman was yesterday revoked by President Uhuru, as parliament had not vetted him.It was a sigh of relief to thousands of business owners and their loyal customers, and they could not hide their joy.Here are some photos from yesterday’s Mututho ‘eviction’ party. ©...

Ken on 07th Nov

A man from Limuru has given his cheating wife a condition for any make up. She must admit to cheating and get 10,000 likes on social media.George Gichangi, 32, married Keziah Wahito in 2006, but the wife has continued to cheat on him. For three times, the wife has been caught cheating with the same guy. Twice they have reconciled after a visit to...

Ken on 07th Nov

Yesterday, John Mututho’s appointment as NACADA chairman was revoked by President Kenyatta. Some reports had it that it was in fact Mututho who resigned so as to allow proper vetting.The former Naivasha MP will now have to be approved by Parliament before taking office. It will however not be an easy ride for the man credited with the very controversial...

Ken on 07th Nov

Yesterday, the appointment of former Naivasha MP John Mututho as the chairman of the National Authority for Campaign Against Alcohol and Drug Abuse (Nacada), was revoked.President Uhuru revoked his appointment via a Kenya Gazette notice of October 24, 2013.Mututho, renowned for his harsh Mututho laws, will now have to be vetted by parliament before...

Ken on 06th Nov

Yesterday, photos of the ladies who hold the Miss Tourism title for the various counties were released. Of all the models, Miss Tourism Kakamega received the most attention. As we all know, social media has become the place where real sissies grow balls. The freedom of writing anything from the comfort of your sitting room and not account to anybody...

Ken on 01st Nov

On Wednesday, Jeff Koinange hosted Prophet Owuor on the bench. He took him to task on several issues that have been disturbing Kenyans for long.Apparently, the prophet had foreseen the Westgate attack, Kenya post election violence, Uhuru’s presidency etc.He says that he informed the police commissioner about Westgate, describing it in detail....