The trending topic ‘LuoTings’ has been one of the most hilarious we have seen in recent times that we had to include the tweets too.
Our friends from Nyanza had a field yesterday and as was expected they were hilarious.
Here are the sampled tweets from trending topic:
Omollo:My cerebral arteries have dilated… Friend : Huh? Omollo : I’v got a headache #LuoTings
— Good Kid (@GavinOkings) May 21, 2015
#LuoTings A luo does not just hear and understand; A Luo deciphers meaning from contexts….odiero!
— Carolyne L. Nyangor (@lynncawino) May 21, 2015
Luos preserve the i in words like ‘samak(i)’ & ‘kabat(i)’ to use in Expensive things like ‘iPhone’ & ‘iPad’ #LuoTings
— Chiury (@Chiury_Maxie) May 21, 2015
to get rid of alshabaab convert them to #LuoTings na ujaluo utawaua
— Job Mmoh (@Job_Mumoh) May 21, 2015
Luos don‘t have Sex… they Engage in Coitus hahaha. *dead #LuoTings?s=tren
— #?s=tren (@s__tren) May 21, 2015
#LuoTings A Luo does not live in Nyumba ya Mabati.. They Live in Alumimium apartments
— Mugo Mwaniki (@collins_mugo) May 21, 2015
#LuoTings they don’t roam in town aimlessly,they circumnavigate thoroughfares without rationale
— General Stulla Azepa (@HILLA254) May 21, 2015
Luo telling u they do Automobile Engeneering when they are learning driving #LuoTings
— Moses Rutoh® (@MOSESRUTOH) May 21, 2015
Luos don’t just die. Their lives are terminated prematurely #LuoTings
— SenileKenyan (@Senile_Kenyan) May 21, 2015
Luos don’t just pay bills. They settle liabilities #LuoTings
— SenileKenyan (@Senile_Kenyan) May 21, 2015
#LuoTings we eat from DICES (dishes) not plates
— ʎɐɥs u ɐʎıظ ɐqɐq (@KeyurJobanputra) May 21, 2015
I hear “Luo people don’t lie, they tell things from a different perspective Her:U cheated Him:I slipped & fell btn her privates #LuoTings
— Ddavid K (@davyk2000) May 21, 2015
“@KDilano: I hear Luos dont lose, they pospone victory. Neither do they fail exams, they just differ with the examiner. #LuoTings“
— James Jumba (@jamesjumba) May 21, 2015
They never become broke, they are sometimes on financial off peak #LuoTings
— Lindah Lynn (@AwuorKango) May 21, 2015
@TRENDINGKENYA Luos are never afraid of lifts, they just face a claustrophopic discomfort.#LuoTings
— jotham (@jothamhimself) May 21, 2015
“@TRENDINGKENYA: Haha pic.twitter.com/dDyAxjVgQY #LuoTings”
— Bichwa™ (@rickarani) May 21, 2015
Luos don’t shrub they preserve letters…”kabat,chapat..” the “i” is used in iPhone #LuoTings
— Think Tank (@mwangid) May 21, 2015
Just #LuoTings @kot @TRENDINGKENYA @joyrider_ke @ComedyCentralKE @MtuPombe pic.twitter.com/G7Jog4908e
— IG: DepaulRhaj (@DePaulRhaj) May 21, 2015
#LuoTings Luos don’t throw stones, we just distribute natural resources.
— bonface mwanga (@bonniegemedari) May 21, 2015
Professor Bamba is not a luo.Luos only deal with Dstv classic #LuoTings
— Ndeti (@CharlesNdeti) May 21, 2015
#LuoTings Talk time is not a problem, bundles is not a problem either omera!!! pic.twitter.com/ViKXHEHcJ4
— Justin kibiwott (@kebiwot) May 21, 2015
#LuoTings how luos look at you when u drive probox in kisumu pic.twitter.com/utKCsQl9mf
— nelson amonyo (@AmonyoNelson) May 21, 2015
@BrianOkoth2 Luos don’t suffer in poverty, they just exercise and practice how it feels living life on the low side #LuoTings
— princepapa (@princepapa1) May 21, 2015
Luos’ phones don’t give messages like: ‘your data is below 2MB’: That is INSULT! They message: ‘EGH, your data is below 2GB’ #LuoTings
— Brian Okoth (@BrianOkoth2) May 21, 2015
Spotted somewhere in Tuskys kisumu…we lead in fundermentals #LuoTings pic.twitter.com/qX1TOFbl4V
— Collo IS Mambobiad (@Collobrown25) May 21, 2015
Luos do not sing, they let their vocal cords vibrate rythymically producing sweet sounds #LuoTings
— #JunePac (@bicoze) May 21, 2015
Luo is not a tribe, it is an extravagant life advert #LuoTings
— #JunePac (@bicoze) May 21, 2015
Adam and Eve were Luo: “Omera God, this apple doesn’t come with some red wine yawaaa?” God:”Get out!!!” #LuoTings
— David Ndara (@DavidNdara) May 21, 2015
A luo kid never leaves a blank space in maths exam #LuoTings pic.twitter.com/9MMSPcuVP6
— Nick Kim (@nick_kym_jr) May 21, 2015
Luos dont hook up, they take their fishing skills to another level #LuoTings
— |:|Ojim™|:| (@JimmiASSo) May 21, 2015
Luos defensive mechanism weapons are stones #LuoTings
— Just The Tip (@DenzZ_) May 21, 2015
@Mmobara: How Can someone say “LUHYA IS NOT A TRIBE BUT A FEEDING PROGRAM…???” #LuoTings
— Good Kid (@GavinOkings) May 21, 2015
Eti luos dont brag, they are proud by blood. #luoTings
— Daniel Fundi (@DannFranky) May 21, 2015
@s__tren We Luos from Kisumu don’t go fishing, we hook proteins from water bodies. #LuoTings
— Edwin munene (@Edunesh7) May 21, 2015
Luos dont stagger when they get drunk, they meander #LuoTings
— |:|Ojim™|:| (@JimmiASSo) May 21, 2015
#LuoTings Luos don’t throw stones, they demonstrate projectile and oscillatory motion between the objects(stones) and ground.
— Philis Ndambuki (@NdambukiPhilis) May 21, 2015
#LuoTings many luos stay at lower Karen(kibra) #ishiamtaa
— sterling’s agent (@Stunnervicks) May 21, 2015
Luos dont have hiccups, they equilibrate the diaphragmatic pressure #LuoTings
— SM OCHUNGO (S777) (@BeauAiden) May 21, 2015
Luos dont grow up, they develop biologically #LuoTings
— |:|Ojim™|:| (@JimmiASSo) May 21, 2015
Some say why do luos have small hats while they live in bungalows in town. That why we navigate in RANGEROVER HSE #LuoTings
— SM OCHUNGO (S777) (@BeauAiden) May 21, 2015
Luos don’t buy water , they order for @lauraoyierstar #LuoTings
— kefaombewa.com (@KefaOmbewa) May 21, 2015
Meanwhile in Rongo, they just heard about cancellation of the laptop deal #LuoTings pic.twitter.com/KehWw5wbpI
— Mkuu_wa_Itifaki (@pheloval) May 21, 2015
#LuoTings to finish Alshabab menance Step 1. give them luo names Step 2. Ujaluo itawaua
— george muthanji (@georgemuthanji) May 21, 2015
Luos dont cheat in marriages, they try something new #LuoTings
— Daniel Fundi (@DannFranky) May 21, 2015
Luos are the founders of luxurious lifestyle #LuoTings
— Just The Tip (@DenzZ_) May 21, 2015
@s__tren Luos living in Germany are called Gerluos #luotings
— Edwin munene (@Edunesh7) May 21, 2015
Luos don’t shout.They talk in Upper Case #LuoTings
— Comrade (@Mburu__) May 21, 2015
Luos dont die, they migrate to spiritual diaspora #LuoTings
— Daniel Fundi (@DannFranky) May 21, 2015
Luos r not born with a plate like Nerea’s child,They r born with Dictionary, I phone, I pad stones, Mec, Range Rover, fish etc #LuoTings
— Jackson Arunga (@JacksonArunga) May 21, 2015
Ochieng went to china and changed his name to O CHI YENG. #LuoTings
— Daniel Fundi (@DannFranky) May 21, 2015
Luo saying no ‘i vehemently decline to participate in your astounding foolery’ #LuoTings
— Kariuki. (@Iamkarizmatic) May 21, 2015
Luos dont give up, they give a benefit of the doubt! #LuoTings
— Daniel Fundi (@DannFranky) May 21, 2015
Omera!!! Luos don’t die, They are Promoted to Glory #LuoTings
— BRUZCHINSKI (@barrybruce93) May 21, 2015
Luos dont marry, they get a companion to merry with #LuoTings
— SM OCHUNGO (S777) (@BeauAiden) May 21, 2015
They don’t buy goods, they purchase products #LuoTings
— de Mboya (@mboyapatrick) May 21, 2015
