Raila,uhuru, Ngilu and Martha Karua are travelling in a train. The train suddenly goes through a tunnel and it gets completely dark.
Suddenly there is a kissing sound and then a hard slap! The train comes out of the tunnel. Ngilu and Raila are sitting there looking perplexed. Uhuru is bent over holding his face, which is red from an apparent slap.
All of them are diplomatic and nobody says anything.
Ngilu is thinking: “These men are all crazy about Martha Karua. Uhuru must have tried to kiss her in the tunnel and she slapped him!”
Martha is thinking: “Uhuru must have moved to kiss me, but kissed Ngilu instead and got slapped!”
Uhuru is thinking: “Damn it, Raila must have tried to kiss Martha Karua, she thought it was me and slapped me!”
Raila is thinking: “If this train goes through another tunnel, I will make another kissing sound and slap Uhuru again!