Ken on 06th Jan

1. He respects you“If I am in love with a certain girl and I want to be exclusive with her, I treat her with respect because she deserves it. I am usually courteous, careful with my words and behave in a respectable manner especially when she is around. I also make a point of calling her up just to check on her every now and then. However,...

Ken on 03rd Jan

THE former fattest man in the world has shed a whopping 285 Kg after lifesaving surgery. Paul Mason weighed 440 Kg before he had an NHS operation in 2010 to reduce the size of his stomach. But he now wants to go under the knife again, so doctors can remove his saggy excess skin. His first operation stopped Paul’s humungous food cravings...

Ken on 02nd Jan

It’s peak season in the world of internet dating, as those who spent the festive season weeping into tins of Quality Street go online in search of love. If you’re one of the thousands of lonely hearts looking for that special someone in 2013, perhaps you would like to make use of our handy guide to creating the perfect online dating profile…10....

Ken on 16th Dec

1. The husband is always right 2. The husband is always the master of the family even if he doesn’t work 3. The wife must ask for permission from the husband before going to bed as well as before turning the back on him on the bed 4. If the husband beats the wife and then comes a visitor, the wife should smile as if nothing happened   5.The...

Ken on 13th Dec

There are nice women who behave well, act normal and, by all psychological standards, can be considered sane. On the other hand there are some crazy women who, by the same psychological standards can be considered imbalanced nut job. How can a man spot and avoid this nut job, otherwise known as a psycho? She is extremely jealous You cannot talk...

Ken on 05th Dec

1. You spend an inordinate amount of time before any moderate-to-big decision worrying — not about how you feel about it, but how others might perceive it. 2. You have already given up on several goals because you deem yourself “not good enough.” 3. You are putting off a move to the city of your dreams because you are too afraid that you won’t...

Ken on 02nd Dec

GEMS Cambridge International School recently opened what is one of Kenya’s most expensive school. Sitting on a 17 acre piece of land off Magadi Road in Karen’s suburbs is a Sh 3 billion learning institution with a capacity of 1080 students. Apart from the beautiful and well organized buildings, the school has many facilities that help...

Ken on 02nd Dec

“Bob con me more must go bring mikol jose home..” Disgruntled subscriber Kenyans were over the weekend shocked to learn that Safaricom has just replaced the unlimited daily SMS with 200 on-net text messages. Thousands who relied on the offer to chat endlessly with their friends took to social networks to express their anger.Within hours...

Ken on 29th Nov

Dear Wife,During the past year I have tried to make love to you 365 times. I have succeeded 36 times, which is an average of once every ten days. The following is a list of why I did not succeed more often: 54 times the sheets were just cleaned17 times it was too late49 times you were too tired20 times it was too hot15 times you pretended to be sleep22...

Ken on 11th Nov

Andrew Kenneth 19, did not anticipate the kind of reaction that followed after he went on national TV to endorse his father Peter Kenneth, for the presidency last Sunday. PHILIP MWANIKI finds out how he’s coping with the new found fame. You are now an overnight star, did you expect the attention that you are getting?To be honest, I didn’t expect...