Ken on 16th Dec

Dear Waiyaki way,  How is life treating you? Its been a while now. I hear you have endless potholes. I also hear that you are no longer beautiful as you were when we were kids. You were so hot for my class you had to stop at Westlands so as not to be associated with me.Guess what Bitch, am all grown up now, hotter than larva and better than...

Ken on 12th Dec

MESSAGE TO BOB COLLYMORE…… Your predecessor, MICHAEL JOSEPH, was a hard-working, serious, innovative and visionary C.E.O who made huge strides in the Mobile Industry thru his unwavering dedication to his C.E.O duties. In the meantime, YOU, MR. BOB COLLYMORE, spend ALL YOUR TIMEdancing Furi Furi, recording sillysongs, hanging out with Camp...

Ken on 09th Dec

‘Mboss.. Is That Your Waif Calling ?’ Fans of the hilarious ‘Faiba’ TV ad have launched an online campaign to have it turned into an animation series. The ad, which started with some form of speed test with the super car clocking ‘100 megabytes per second’, quickly transformed into one featuring some two Kamba ‘mboiz’,...

Ken on 09th Dec

‘Mboss.. Is That Your Waif Calling ?’ Fans of the hilarious ‘Faiba’ TV ad have launched an online campaign to have it turned into an animation series. The ad, which started with some form of speed test with the super car clocking ‘100 megabytes per second’, quickly transformed into one featuring some two Kamba ‘mboiz’,...

Ken on 09th Dec

Dear Jaber, I have excellently juxtaposed myself at my favorite corner at this juncture, this opportune time to narrate to you the status of my emotional condison and the posison of my heart Vis-a-Viz my lovely lady. Atoti! It has been exactly two years, twenty three days, four hours and seven minutes from the day that my sight landed unavoidingly...

Ken on 09th Dec

Dear Jaber, I have excellently juxtaposed myself at my favorite corner at this juncture, this opportune time to narrate to you the status of my emotional condison and the posison of my heart Vis-a-Viz my lovely lady. Atoti! It has been exactly two years, twenty three days, four hours and seven minutes from the day that my sight landed unavoidingly...

Ken on 06th Dec

This week it has all been about Railonzo. Very hilarious pictures appeared online, with some of them finding their way to national tv. The marriage between Raila and Kalonzo was made to look like an actual one by some creative minds, and one particular photo of Kalonzo lying pregnant on her his hospital bed particularly stood out. Meanwhile, Arsenal...

Ken on 06th Dec

Negotiations TNA/ URP/ WIPER: Uhuru: Lets start this meeting by pledging votes that we can deliverRuto: SawaKalonzo: Fiti Uhuru: I can deliver 4.2M Million VotesRuto: 2.8M Sioni kama naeza shidwa.Kalonzo: Like 700k siko sure. Uhuru: lol, hii maneno ni ngumu.Ruto: Boss fanya hivi, unaona raila hana msee? mpelekee hizo zako. ...

Ken on 05th Dec

Dear Syoks, ** ROLL DOWN TOU YOU ** KISS BEFORE YOU READ** “P D N F’— please do no fold Roll down to you sweetie pie Babe! wassapangalaz!!! Time and ability plus double capacity has forced my pen to dance automatically on this benedicted sheet of paper. Why! this miraculous thing happened is because papie I love you spontaneously and as I stand...

Ken on 04th Dec

Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel ashamed…I spend so much on this damn bitter frothy stuff which end UP in the urinal.Then I look in2 glass n think about the workers in the breweries(EABL,KEROCHE, MAMA PIMA etc) n all of their hopes n dreams.If I didn’t drink this beer, they might be out of work n their...