Ken on 19th Sep

The government will be switching off fake (read china) mobile phones at the end of this month. People who suspect to be owning such gadgets have been advised to send an sms containing their IMEI number to 1555. To do this, just dial *#06#, and a 15 digit number will appear. Write it somewhere and send it to 1555. If your phone is original, you will...

Ken on 18th Sep

Yesterday, another Kenyan trend was shaking twitter. Kenyans on Twitter were giving hilarious views on how to know she is a Nairobian.  The following are some of them. ************************************************************ If she stops at a Tv selling shop in luthuli rd. 2 watch news at 1. she asks for a sandal from mr price and when shes...

Ken on 14th Sep

This week, social media witnessed reduced activity despite the multiple crisis in our country at the moment. Unlike other weeks, Photoshop was not put into practice much. However, there were still a few very hilarious pictures doing rounds and the following are some of them. Sure you’re drawing whats on paper? Why the...

Ken on 10th Sep

CITIZEN TV: Hello, am i speaking to Otiende Openda?……OTIENDE: In the event that u want to secure my audience, Please predecease the names Otiende Openda with the prefix Engineer…CITIZEN TV: we received your SMS at tazama chapa and we…. OTIENDE: Yes, I radiate an apologetic tone for bombarding your systems with an avalanche...

Ken on 07th Sep

Rongai MP Lucas Kigen is being accused of abandoning his constituents which, it is said, is why roads are in poor state. Recently, residents demonstrated and blocked a section of the road they claimed was impassable.  Complaining their farm produce was going to waste, they lamented the MP has gone underground and has not addressed the burning issue...

Ken on 23rd Aug

This week like every other week, social media was on fire. The greatest news was the failure by Manchester United signing Van Persie to make an impact during their Monday night shocking loss to Everton. The Dutch was the undisputed king of memes this week. Here are some of the most interesting pics this week.  © nairobiwire.com ...

Ken on 17th Aug

The following are some pictures from social media this week. Dj Moz   © nairobiwire.com ...

Ken on 17th Aug

The following are some pictures from social media this week. Dj Moz   © nairobiwire.com ...

Ken on 15th Aug

Kibaki met with the Queen of England. He asked her,”Your Majesty, how do you run such an efficient government? Are there… any tips you can give to me? I want to help Nigeria” “Well,” said the Queen,”the most important thing is to surround yourself with intelligent people. “Kibaki frowned, and then asked,”But...

Ken on 13th Aug

A jua kali artisan from Murang’a County recently used a dozen pair of underpants of different colours and sizes to get his wife rushing back to his house after she had ran away.   The wife had sought refuge at her parents home more than a month earlier after rumours that her husband was unfaithful, leaving behind a young child aged two and a half...