Ken on 29th Apr

The term ‘Donge’ has become quite popular, since a Kisumu resident used it funnily in a TV interview, just after Chief Justice Willy Mutunga had thrown out Cord’s petition.The young man was angry that The Supreme Court refused to accept Cord’s 900 page evidence.  The interview went viral and so did the word ‘Donge’....

Ken on 29th Apr

Words a kikuyu cannot pronounce. (courtesy of softkenya.com)  Wheelbarrow – Hurubaro Diesel – dithoro…. Sunday School – Sade Skoo Avocado – Ovacado or Macodofia Cholmondeley Koromondo…Shoromondo…Shomondree…AAAAGH, Kamundu kau!!! Ushindwe – Chidwo….. Pupils– pyupos Charles – sharothi…. Jesse – jaythii…. Josiah –...

Ken on 29th Apr

Isn’t it funny how different Kenyans and American drivers are? This picture describes it all.. plus many other funny pictures this past week.   © nairobiwire.comFollow @nairobiwire ...

Ken on 29th Apr

Our campus girls were left looking flushed at a lavish hotel in Westlands after they were slapped with a huge bill. The Strathmore University students had accompanied their friend for her date with a mzungu.Our correspondent at the university said the young mzungu refused to pay for their...

Ken on 25th Apr

I’ve not heard of any Kissing school in Kenya, though they exist in some developed countries. Looking at the pictures below, its clear why this has the potential of being a lucrative business in Kenya and Africa in general. Follow @nairobiwire © nairobiwire.com ...

Ken on 24th Apr

Perhaps the most remembered part of Tuesday’s cabinet announcement by President Uhuru Kenyatta and his deputy William Ruto, was the matching white shirts and red ties the two wore. So conspicuous were they, that some Kenyans have gone ahead and copied them. This picture was doing rounds yesterday.   © nairobiwire.com ...

Ken on 24th Apr

After Robin van Persie scored a hat trick to help Manchester United win its 20th league title, some of the angriest fans were Arsenal fans. Not because they did not win it (they’ve gotten used to that already), but because their best player one year ago, helped Man U win it.  These are some of the pictures that have been making rounds since Monday’s...

Ken on 21st Apr

A LETTER FROM A NYANDO MAN TO THE PRESIDENT…  Dear President Ohuru,  His Excellency, EGH CBS GHC KICC UHURU PARK JKUAT KU K24 254 STRONG HOLD THARAKA NITHI KIAMBU JICHO PEVU MOHA LAPTOP KENCALL ONYANGO OLOO TNA SUPREME COURT UNANIMOUS DECISION TUJU OSWAGO IEBC TJRC EKATRINA Rais Ohuru Kinyatta, I have accepted the results and moved on, congratulations...

Ken on 18th Apr

This week has not been very good for this man who learned the hard way that not even a Range Rover can float on water, at least not the old models. This was the result when he tried to drive on water. © nairobiwire.com ...

Ken on 18th Apr

WHY YOU SHOULD NOT MARRY A NAIROBI WOMAN 1. She believes she is a doll 2. When she is single her net pay is ksh.20,000 but her rent is 15,000,Transport.5000,clothing 5000 and food 10,000.You will probably marry a whore. 3. She’s never happy without wealth. 4.  Equality dominates her thinking. 5. She only says “thank you” when she...