Ken on 24th Apr

After Robin van Persie scored a hat trick to help Manchester United win its 20th league title, some of the angriest fans were Arsenal fans. Not because they did not win it (they’ve gotten used to that already), but because their best player one year ago, helped Man U win it.  These are some of the pictures that have been making rounds since Monday’s...

Ken on 21st Apr

A LETTER FROM A NYANDO MAN TO THE PRESIDENT…  Dear President Ohuru,  His Excellency, EGH CBS GHC KICC UHURU PARK JKUAT KU K24 254 STRONG HOLD THARAKA NITHI KIAMBU JICHO PEVU MOHA LAPTOP KENCALL ONYANGO OLOO TNA SUPREME COURT UNANIMOUS DECISION TUJU OSWAGO IEBC TJRC EKATRINA Rais Ohuru Kinyatta, I have accepted the results and moved on, congratulations...

Ken on 18th Apr

Once upon a time in a village, a man appeared and announced to the villagers that he would buy monkeys for 1000 each. The villagers, seeing that there were many monkeys around, went out to the forest and started catching them. The man bought thousands at 1000 and as supply started to diminish, the villagers stopped their effort. He further announced...

Ken on 18th Apr

This week has not been very good for this man who learned the hard way that not even a Range Rover can float on water, at least not the old models. This was the result when he tried to drive on water. © nairobiwire.com ...

Ken on 18th Apr

WHY YOU SHOULD NOT MARRY A NAIROBI WOMAN 1. She believes she is a doll 2. When she is single her net pay is ksh.20,000 but her rent is 15,000,Transport.5000,clothing 5000 and food 10,000.You will probably marry a whore. 3. She’s never happy without wealth. 4.  Equality dominates her thinking. 5. She only says “thank you” when she...

Ken on 16th Apr

Obey them and your life shall be better. © nairobiwire.com ...

Ken on 16th Apr

THE TIMELINE OF A WOMANBetween the ages of 18 – 21 a woman is like Africa or Australia. She is half discovered, half wild and naturally beautiful with bushland around the fertile deltas.Between the ages of 21 – 30 a woman is like America or Japan.Completely discovered, very well developed and open to trade especially with countries with lots of...

Ken on 15th Apr

By  Mercy Oyaya A young woman in Olerai area in Ongata Rongai, Kajiado County, was treated to a shocking incident in which a monkey, under the influence of some rogue hormones, made passes at her. The primate, assumed to have come from...

Ken on 15th Apr

Mike Mbuvi Kioko SonkoP.O.Box Senator 1NairobiKenya15th April, 2013 Dear Sir: Re: Image is everything My vote was among the almost 800,000 you got in Nairobi.Congratulations for winning. Even though it is said kila nyani na starehe yake, I think Nairobians would like their Senator to be look a bit more professional in appearance. By professional...

Ken on 15th Apr

Mike Mbuvi Kioko SonkoP.O.Box Senator 1NairobiKenya15th April, 2013 Dear Sir: Re: Image is everything My vote was among the almost 800,000 you got in Nairobi.Congratulations for winning. Even though it is said kila nyani na starehe yake, I think Nairobians would like their Senator to be look a bit more professional in appearance. By professional...