Ken on 08th May

And they’ve gone rogue. Come for them Museveni.  © nairobiwire.comFollow @nairobiwire ...

Ken on 06th May

Things that a Kao [Kamba] can’t say properly 1. Video _ Findeo2. Juu _ Yu3. Organ _ Hongan4. Degree _ Ndinglee5. Australopithecus _ Aunzstilalo… Asii weee!6. Circumnavigate _ Circaminvestingate7. Zero tolerance _ Nzilo tolelance8. Juxtaposition _ Njankson.. Nakuu wee!9. Homo Sapien _ Homo nzapen10. Jurisdiction _ Njulisndi…. Asssii...

Ken on 03rd May

It’s Friday and it only means one thing, we have a collection of the best photos this past week. It’s surprising that even at this point in time, the laptops are continuing to wreak havoc. Then we have a brilliant plan for Kenya Airways’ reduced profits.Ladies and gentlemen, photos of the week.  © nairobiwire.comFollow...

Ken on 30th Apr

With all the theories being brought foward concerning Mutula Kilonzo’s death, I think it would do us no harm to wait for the pathologist’s report. This is how Gado puts it in today’s Nation.  © nairobiwire.comFollow @nairobiwire ...

Ken on 30th Apr

An application to date my daughter.. if life was this hard. © nairobiwire.comFollow @nairobiwire ...

Ken on 29th Apr

The term ‘Donge’ has become quite popular, since a Kisumu resident used it funnily in a TV interview, just after Chief Justice Willy Mutunga had thrown out Cord’s petition.The young man was angry that The Supreme Court refused to accept Cord’s 900 page evidence.  The interview went viral and so did the word ‘Donge’....

Ken on 29th Apr

Words a kikuyu cannot pronounce. (courtesy of softkenya.com)  Wheelbarrow – Hurubaro Diesel – dithoro…. Sunday School – Sade Skoo Avocado – Ovacado or Macodofia Cholmondeley Koromondo…Shoromondo…Shomondree…AAAAGH, Kamundu kau!!! Ushindwe – Chidwo….. Pupils– pyupos Charles – sharothi…. Jesse – jaythii…. Josiah –...

Ken on 29th Apr

Isn’t it funny how different Kenyans and American drivers are? This picture describes it all.. plus many other funny pictures this past week.   © nairobiwire.comFollow @nairobiwire ...

Ken on 29th Apr

Our campus girls were left looking flushed at a lavish hotel in Westlands after they were slapped with a huge bill. The Strathmore University students had accompanied their friend for her date with a mzungu.Our correspondent at the university said the young mzungu refused to pay for their...

Ken on 25th Apr

I’ve not heard of any Kissing school in Kenya, though they exist in some developed countries. Looking at the pictures below, its clear why this has the potential of being a lucrative business in Kenya and Africa in general. Follow @nairobiwire © nairobiwire.com ...