Ken on 15th Jan

This one we didn’t see coming. A video on YouTube replacing Psy’s face from his smash hit Gangnam style and replacing it with Manchester United’s manager Sir Alex Ferguson is gaining lots of hits.. and rightly so. It’s funny and perfectly done. Here it is.   © nairobiwire.com ...

Ken on 15th Jan

This is a story about a couple ( JUGUMA DIANI AND WIFE ) who have been happily marriedfor many years. The only friction in their marriage was jugumas habit offarting loudly every morning when he awoke. The noise would wake his wifeand the smell would make her eyes water and make her gasp for air. Everymorning she would plead with him to stop ripping...

Ken on 15th Jan

This video is almost two years old, but its ‘funny’ does not end. The video is of the famous Flinstone cartoon, but the voice over is totally different. It’s done in Kikuyu by the once famous Githingithia. On this one, Ndamiano narrates a story of how residents from a parts of Central Kenya were duped by a Mzungu that he would buy...

Ken on 14th Jan

1. After working for 30 days you get fired without salary. 2. If you download anything from the internet and it fails in 99%. 3. If you take cheat into the exam hall and can’t understand your own handwriting. 4. If you buy a phone at the rate of 30k today and the price drop to 16k tomorrow 5. You go to the restaurant on your first date. and...

Ken on 14th Jan

Kamau and an American man are sitting next to each other on a long flight from London to Bermuda . The American man leans over to Kamau and asks if he would like to play a fun game. Kamau just wants to take a nap, so He politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few winks. The American man persists and explains that the game is...

Ken on 13th Jan

Google: I know everything. Facebook: I know everyone. Internet: Without me, you’re nothing. . . . . . . Electricity: Keep talking fools. ************************************************ The pastor announces, “If you know your wife is controlling you, move to the left.” All the men in the church moved to left except one. The pastor...

Ken on 10th Jan

This week we’ve been treated to a lot of Waiganjo – the fake PPO, plus other fake police officers… and it has emerged that Waiganjo was just another self employed Kenyan struggling to make ends meet. Not forgetting it’s January, and specifically the week when schools opened. We have a picture to elaborate the situation on the...

Ken on 10th Jan

Prof. of Algebra: a “KISS” is infinity, because it is two divided by nothing (not zero). Prof. of Geometry: a “KISS” is the shortest distance between two lips. Prof. of Physics: a “KISS” is the contraction of two mouths, due to the expansion of the heart. Prof. of Chemistry: a “KISS” is the reaction...

Ken on 10th Jan

Tumulike TABIA ZA USHAMBA SASA. 1. Ka ukiwatch game ya Futa ni lazima upunguze volume ya TV ndo uwashe Radio uskie nayo, wee ni mshamba. 2.Ka wee ni dame na unavaanga skirt, na short ya Jeans ndani wee ni mshamba. 3.Ka we ni dem na unavaanga stockings kwa kichwa ukienda kulala, hiyo ni ushamba kuruka. 4.Ka we ni dem na unavaanga Ngotha Oversize ama...

Ken on 10th Jan

A family was supposed to stay the night at a hotel, but there was a screw-up with the rooms, so Grandpa had to sleep in the same bed as the 15-year-old grandson. In the middle of the night Grandpa woke up and shouted, ‘Quick! Get me a woman,fast!’ The grandson moaned, ‘Please,Grandpa,calm down. First, it’s three o’clock...