Ken on 23rd Oct

Below are some of the best unedited tweets from the hashtag #KCSE2012, that was trending whole day yesterday History:Who are the original speakers of the “Xaxa xweety” language?the Xhoisan or Facebook users in Kenya?  Kenya funerals are used mainly for: (a) Campaigning (b) Campaigning (c) Campaigning (d) Campaigning (2 marks  Titrate...

Ken on 22nd Oct

LUO ENGLISH and Ordinary English Go Head To Head ORDINARY ENGLISH: Peoplewho live in glasshouses should not throwstones. LUO ENGLISH : Individualswho make their abodesin vitreous edifices wouldbe advised to refrainfrom catapulting perilousprojectiles. ***************************** ORDINARY ENGLISH:Twinkle, twinkle, little star LUO ENGLISH: Scintillate,scintillate,...

Ken on 22nd Oct

GLOBAL ECONOMICS DE-MYSTIFIED SOCIALISM:You have 2 cows and you give one to your neighbour. COMMUNISM:You have 2 cows; the Government takes both and gives you some milk. FASCISM:You have 2 cows; the Government takes both and sells you some milk. NAZISM:You have 2 cows; The Government takes both and shoots you. BUREAUCRATISM:You have 2 cows; the Government...

Ken on 21st Oct

5 things American Movies Teach Us: 1. Chinese Have Nothing Better To Do Than Teaching Or Practice Kung Fu. 2. More Than 50% Of U.S. Population Are FBI/CIA Agents, Working Undercover. 3. The Purpose Of School System Of U.S. Is To Promote Basketball / Baseball. 4. Aliens Have Special Interest In Attacking U.S. 5. U.S. Is A Place Where You Can Meet All...

Ken on 14th Oct

KENYA POLICE RECRUITMENT TEST QUESTIONSNAME:________________RANK:________________ TIME: 2 Weeks. SECTION A 1) Is The African Continent A Continent Or A Country? If It’s A Continent (Which Is It), What Is   The Name Of This Continent? 2) Who Is The President Of Kenya? A) Mwai   B) Emilio Kibaki   C) I Don’t Know 3)  Read Below And Answer The...

Ken on 14th Oct

KENYA POLICE RECRUITMENT TEST QUESTIONSNAME:________________RANK:________________ TIME: 2 Weeks. SECTION A 1) Is The African Continent A Continent Or A Country? If It’s A Continent (Which Is It), What Is   The Name Of This Continent? 2) Who Is The President Of Kenya? A) Mwai   B) Emilio Kibaki   C) I Don’t Know 3)  Read Below And Answer The...

Ken on 14th Oct

HOW TO KNOW YOU ARE CURSED 1. When you fail Only maths and English in exam.. 2. If you have worked in a company for     25 years without promotion 3. If you are an arsenal Fan/Liverpool/………………………. 4. Even after photo-shopping ur pic     you still look ugly 5. When u rape a military man’s...

Ken on 14th Oct

HOW TO KNOW YOU ARE CURSED 1. When you fail Only maths and English in exam.. 2. If you have worked in a company for     25 years without promotion 3. If you are an arsenal Fan/Liverpool/………………………. 4. Even after photo-shopping ur pic     you still look ugly 5. When u rape a military man’s...

Ken on 11th Oct

Thanks God Its Friday Again.. You may want to try out Kenya’s Gangnam style later in the evening, after enjoying your day guided by this new timetable… Below are some of the trending pictures this week. ...

Ken on 27th Sep

For the past few days, there has been a lively discussion on how Kikuyu men introduce their wives to their friends. What stands out in most of the ‘introduction’ is their wittiness. The following are some of the funniest introductions adapted from both Facebook and Twitter.  The English equivalent may not be as funny. Niwakiona haria...