Ken on 26th Mar

Some of the best selling novels by the most recognized writers are about 700 pages. Then, CORD comes up with a 900 page document. True that some people read those novels in a day or two, but 5 days would be a fair amount of time. The judges were expected to read the 900 pages in less than a week then write a looooong judgement within the same period....

Ken on 26th Mar

This is the creation of the brains at XYZ, the weekly political satire show that airs on NTV every Sunday, and watching it of late, you’ll attest to the fact that just like wine, it’s getting better with age. © nairobiwire.com ...

Ken on 25th Mar

How a DUDE withdraws cash fromATM;1. Park the car2. Go to ATM Machine3. Insert card4. Enter PIN5. Take money out6. Take ATM Card out7. Drive away How a GIRL withdraws cash fromATM;1. Park the car2. Check makeup3. Turn off engine4. Check makeup5. Go to ATM6. Hunt for ATM card in the purse7. Insert card8. Hit Cancel9. Hunt in purse for sheet withPIN...

Ken on 21st Mar

It all started when it emerged that Harambee Stars were not given the welcome they should in Lagos. Kenya’s national team was booked in a two star hotel, and left to train in a dilapidated school compound.When news of Harambee Star’s treatment broke, Kenyans on Twitter (#KOT), came up with the hashtag #SomeoneTellNigeria, which was...

Ken on 21st Mar

Another Friday, another collection of funny pictures. From Ruto mistaking a piece of land belonging to Uhuru for a stronghold district, to Mugabe inquiring whether IEBC faulty system is available for purchase, to this hilarious menu. These are this week’s funny pictures.   © nairobiwire.com ...

Ken on 20th Mar

Time out, we can all stop now. OMG! Look at what they did to Kalonzo. © nairobiwire.com ...

Ken on 19th Mar

Apparently,Uhur­u Kenyatta has NOT ONLY poached almost all presenters from CITIZEN TV to K24. He is also poaching their programmes too! And he is re-naming the programmes according to how we know him/what we know him for….. Tahidi High = Ta-WEED HIGH Pambazuka = POMBEzuka Rauka = RauKAYA Kubamba = KubamBANK Cheche = CheCHEDDAR Machachari...

Ken on 19th Mar

S.K MACHARIA updates, “I cant take this no more!!…..” Uhuru,Jimmy Gathu,Ruto and 1,856 others “LIKE” this… MAMA NGINA: Na bado… UHURU: @Mum,pwahahahahaha,aki Mum! You can say that again! Hatutaki Upara! BETH MUGO: @Auntie,hehehe,ati na bado?? @Cuzo,pwahahaha, wakileta Upara…fimbooo….chapa! ...

Ken on 19th Mar

S.K MACHARIA updates, “I cant take this no more!!…..” Uhuru,Jimmy Gathu,Ruto and 1,856 others “LIKE” this… MAMA NGINA: Na bado… UHURU: @Mum,pwahahahahaha,aki Mum! You can say that again! Hatutaki Upara! BETH MUGO: @Auntie,hehehe,ati na bado?? @Cuzo,pwahahaha, wakileta Upara…fimbooo….chapa! ...

Ken on 18th Mar

Kama dame wako hurave kukuliko……ASHANA NAYE Kama simu yake ina line mob……ASHANA NAYE Kama anakushow ‘Baibe am broke nitumie 2k kwa m-pesa …..ASHANA NAYE Kama anapoa base iko na Ex wake…..ASHANA NAYE Kama anawatch movie za ma nigga……ASHA NA NAYE Kama anaendaga gym mara nyingi kukuliko……ASHANA...