Ken on 14th Nov

-She claims she is worth Sh 1 million dowry-She listens to Riddims-She says thate fae, dthhree and twelof-when talking about some intellect topic she only just shakes her head in agreement & says ”enyewe”-her shoe size is 9 or more-she talks like bonoko-she puts sugar cane in fruit salad -she washes sukuma wiki after cutting it then...

Ken on 11th Nov

One day a tourist comes to the only hotel in a debt ridden town in Kenya. Lays a 100 dollar note on the table & goes to inspect the rooms. Hotel owner takes the note & rushes to pay his debt to the butcher. Butcher runs to pay the pig farmer. Pig farmer runs to pay the feed supplier. Supplier runs to pay the prostitute, who in these hard...

Ken on 08th Nov

This week has been dominated by Obama’s re-election, Andrew Kenneth, football and more football. Chelsea and Arsenal fans have particularly been disappointed, by the their draws, though the former redeemed itself midweek during the champions league.  After all those years of not winning anything, one would have thought that Arsenal fans have...

Ken on 07th Nov

If USA was Kenya, today’s headlines will read: · Don’t celebrate yet, Romney tells Obama (TELL magazine) · Concede defeat, Obama urges Romney (Punch newspaper) · 20 opposition cadres riot (The Sun newspaper)· Romney Demands Vote Recount (Vanguard newspaper)· Elections rigged (Guardian newspaper) · No evidence of manipulation (NTA...

Ken on 01st Nov

Football has dominated social media discussions this week. First was the very controversial Manchester United win at Stamford Bridge, to the extent that they’ve been awarded new shirt sponsors. Then came Arsenal’s comeback from 4-0 down, and then Chelsea revenged on Manchester United, though they were almost beaten by the latter’s...

Ken on 31st Oct

She always spots a wig semester in-semester out Wigs are dirty, smelly, unkempt and surely unattractive. One thing is clear though for sure.  That the gal in question has no sense of being a naturalist, and she is incapable of maintaining a natural hair. So if she can’t take care of a small thing such like her hair, how will she really take...

Ken on 31st Oct

1.       George- Chochi2.       David –Tebiti 3.      Dennis-Tennis 4.      Gedion-Gitioni 5.      Sylvia-Sibia 6.      Jane-Chane 7.      Richard-Richati 8.     Edina-Etina 9.      Evelyne-Ebarini 10.  Geoffrey-Choburi. 11.   Jackline-Chakirini 12.  Dinah- Tina 13.  Peter-...

Ken on 28th Oct

A village chief, Cuthbert Kasikai Majada died last week after his manhood remained erect for a month. The strange incident is said to have occurred after the chief was caught sleeping with his nephew’s wife. After catching Kasikai with his wife, the nephew didn’t react but only told villagers that he will deal firmly with the chief. A few...

Ken on 25th Oct

TGIF.. Hakuna Matata Another week, another round up. KCSE 2012 dominated social media this week with people coming up with hilarious questions and absurd answers. There was also the small matter of Arsenal losing and Arsene Wenger losing his cool. The following pictures are the best of social media this week.   © nairobiwire.com ...

Ken on 24th Oct

ATTORNEY: What is your date of birth? WITNESS: July 18th. ATTORNEY: What year? WITNESS: Every year. ______________________________ _______ ATTORNEY: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact? WITNESS: Gucci sweats and Reeboks ______________________________ ________ ATTORNEY: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all? WITNESS:...