Ken on 06th Mar

Maybe it missed a few stuff, but this is how Kibaki’s Statehouse clearance form probably looks like. It is rumoured that it kept him busy the whole of Tuesday.   © nairobiwire.com ...

Ken on 06th Mar

Dear Foreign Reporters… It must be great working for CNN,BBC,FRANCE INTERNATIONAL,S­KY NEWS,CCTV,VOA et cetera et cetera….. I am just wondering ,Where are You now? I cant see You running around town with your little cameras and little recorders… I expected to see you running up and down,asking questions,sweat­ing,panting,fal­ling...

Ken on 28th Feb

Our man Dida has finally won an Oscar, for his work in Didactator and Djida Unchained. Arsene Wenger has on the other hand confessed his fear of one letter.. Presenting this week’s funniest pictures.  © nairobiwire.com ...

Ken on 28th Feb

HOW TO BE A GOOD ‘KENYAN’ LADY! Jua kutembea.. Vizuri si kutembea kama LIKOBEE ule wa ile kipindi iliwa inaitwa VITUKO ya KBC ama Johhny bravo!! u are a lady pliz … Hapana tembea kama mtu wa mjengo alar! Jua kuongea..vitu kama khai..woishe..powle na az in..huongezea wewe kua mtam kuongea nawe..sio kuongea na CAPITAL LETTERS...

Ken on 25th Feb

1. Ukimkosea u apologise. Akikukosea u still apologise..nkt!! 2. She hangs out with her galfriends kwa uptown joints ameitisha juice glass moja ya 100 anakunywa since 12pm hadi 6pm aki Facebook  3. She calls u stingy juu hautoboki but wait till umuombe ikus wololo 4. She changes her Facebook profile picture kama ngotha. Really desperate for likes...

Ken on 25th Feb

Her eye shadow overshadows her eyes. She carries Nitalala Wapi (vey big handbag) She studied in Sri lanka but came back with an American accent. She speaks Kiswanglish for instance: “I kulad lunch then pandad mat and shukad town. I met kina Joan and we tembelead Sally. Aki we ongead mob storo till jioni then we endad kwa pub and kunywad till...

Ken on 25th Feb

Four men are in the hospital waiting room because their wives are having babies. A nurse goes up to the first guy and says, “Congratulations! You’re the father of twins.” “That’s odd,” answers the man. “I work for the Minnesota Twins!” A nurse says to the second guy, “Congratulations! You’re the father of triplets!” “That’s...

Ken on 24th Feb

WHEN A NAIROBIAN VISITS MOMBASA. 1) All the swahili you learnt in school was just theory . When you land in coast, you start the practicals. 2) Niaje .. . is NOT an acceptable greeting. You say Niaje to someone and they gaze at you like they just caught you staring at virgin Mary ‘s jugs! 3) Remember when your swahili teacher said those funny...

Ken on 24th Feb

WHEN A NAIROBIAN VISITS MOMBASA. 1) All the swahili you learnt in school was just theory . When you land in coast, you start the practicals. 2) Niaje .. . is NOT an acceptable greeting. You say Niaje to someone and they gaze at you like they just caught you staring at virgin Mary ‘s jugs! 3) Remember when your swahili teacher said those funny...

Ken on 21st Feb

Once again, this week was all about the ‘Faiba wakamba’s’. I don’t know why but they keep haunting Kenya’s online community. When Raila says you can’t run a government via Skype, they’re there. When Arsene Wenger is checking his watch to find out how much more they’ll concede, they’re there. When...