Ken on 03rd Jan

Conda: haya haya pesa kwa mkono… Kibaki: wee kodaakta ni peesa gaapi, nashuuka haapo haapo beere… Conda: finje… Kibaki: mavi ya kuuku, buure kabisa! Hapaana, niko na forty, ama unifikiishe mpaka huuko huko kwa mraago diipo nikuupe iiyo fifty! Conda: nyinyi wenye mnafinyana hapo nyuma-raila, uhuru na mudavadi, mtu akuje akae kwa...

Ken on 28th Dec

Lifted From Facebook and Twitter, the following are some of the best Ati_____ , Kwani _____? jokes.   ati mat ni 300 kwani nashuka na viti? Ati kuona simba 500? kwani ni simba wa yuda?Eti bra ni 900!kwani ni long sleeved? ati unga ya ugali 200,kwani inakam na mboga? Ati kuingia marine park Ni 7k ,kwani wako Na ile whale ilimeza Jonah?ati bash ya...

Ken on 20th Dec

This week we have an old picture of Mr and Mrs Kibaki, compared with an a recent one.. (what age can do), plus the classic Lion King is reborn, with another name of course. Also, we can’t close the week without looking back at Uhuru’s ‘mashetani’. The following are this week’s finest pictures.  ©...

Ken on 19th Dec

Girlfriend giving house directions to her Boyfriend. “Come to the front gate of my apartment where you drop me, Look for flat 9A, You’ll find a lift on your right. Hit 9 with your ELBOW. Get out of the lift you’ll find my flat on the left. Hit the doorbell with your ELBOW & I ll get the door for you” Boyfriend says:...

Ken on 16th Dec

Dear Waiyaki way,  How is life treating you? Its been a while now. I hear you have endless potholes. I also hear that you are no longer beautiful as you were when we were kids. You were so hot for my class you had to stop at Westlands so as not to be associated with me.Guess what Bitch, am all grown up now, hotter than larva and better than...

Ken on 12th Dec

MESSAGE TO BOB COLLYMORE…… Your predecessor, MICHAEL JOSEPH, was a hard-working, serious, innovative and visionary C.E.O who made huge strides in the Mobile Industry thru his unwavering dedication to his C.E.O duties. In the meantime, YOU, MR. BOB COLLYMORE, spend ALL YOUR TIMEdancing Furi Furi, recording sillysongs, hanging out with Camp...

Ken on 09th Dec

‘Mboss.. Is That Your Waif Calling ?’ Fans of the hilarious ‘Faiba’ TV ad have launched an online campaign to have it turned into an animation series. The ad, which started with some form of speed test with the super car clocking ‘100 megabytes per second’, quickly transformed into one featuring some two Kamba ‘mboiz’,...

Ken on 09th Dec

‘Mboss.. Is That Your Waif Calling ?’ Fans of the hilarious ‘Faiba’ TV ad have launched an online campaign to have it turned into an animation series. The ad, which started with some form of speed test with the super car clocking ‘100 megabytes per second’, quickly transformed into one featuring some two Kamba ‘mboiz’,...

Ken on 09th Dec

Dear Jaber, I have excellently juxtaposed myself at my favorite corner at this juncture, this opportune time to narrate to you the status of my emotional condison and the posison of my heart Vis-a-Viz my lovely lady. Atoti! It has been exactly two years, twenty three days, four hours and seven minutes from the day that my sight landed unavoidingly...

Ken on 09th Dec

Dear Jaber, I have excellently juxtaposed myself at my favorite corner at this juncture, this opportune time to narrate to you the status of my emotional condison and the posison of my heart Vis-a-Viz my lovely lady. Atoti! It has been exactly two years, twenty three days, four hours and seven minutes from the day that my sight landed unavoidingly...