By now, we have all come to accept that Kenyans on Twitter take no prisoners when they set out to have a laugh out of someone else’s misfortune.
The rather excitable Kenyan Twitter users were at it once again on Monday and Tuesday as they trolled a popular user, Billy@Crazy_Nairobian, for having a tiled table. Yup, you read that right…a table made of floor tiles. Bourgeois people will call it marbled but we all know a tile when we see one.
It all started when @Crazy_Nairobian inadvertently exposed his now-iconic table as he bragged about his cooking prowess.
Hide your girls, men who can cook coming through… ????? pic.twitter.com/97OziT0Qd2
— Billy (@Crazy_Nairobian) August 6, 2018
Users were quick to point out the table that looked like a floor forcing Billy to tweet more pictures confirming that his table is tiled.
“Wale wanadhani nakulia kwa floor… Smh… Meza ni ya tiles bana,” he tweeted.
Wale wanadhani nakulia kwa floor… Smh… Meza ni ya tiles bana ??? pic.twitter.com/iuJk2HC87Z
— Billy (@Crazy_Nairobian) August 7, 2018
Then came the ever-mischievous Kenyans on Twitter with their savage commentary about the table that has left Twitterati in stitches.
We have sampled those reactions below.
??? kwani uling’oa ukuta ya bafu ukawekelea miguu za mbao?!
— Gaitho Kimani (@GaithoK) August 7, 2018
Lazma unalalia bed ya mabati Buda
— Dj i-Ronney (@Deejay_Rooney) August 7, 2018
Hakuna meza ya tiles.. Wewe ndo uko na floors mbili ???
— Ngari Marion (@Ngarimarion) August 7, 2018
Kumbe anapika ground floor anapakulia first floor???
— Yusuf?? (@kimkenyan) August 7, 2018
hii inakaa ikona hadi stairs
— ule Panya Mhandsome (@Stivolah) August 7, 2018
anapanguza na mop ??
— WeckeSir™ (@eddumbe) August 7, 2018
anawagilia omo then anachapa duster
— ule Panya Mhandsome (@Stivolah) August 7, 2018
nimeona msee amesema anakuwaga na ile sign ya slippery floor.. sasa slippery table
— WeckeSir™ (@eddumbe) August 7, 2018
Hii ndo tunaitanga Mezzanine??
— jason (@jonniekyb) August 7, 2018
Kama Meza ni ya tiles kitanda lazima ni ya concrete
— Holy Grail ® ™ (@finallymendel) August 7, 2018
Na hii meza unaweza fungua butchery asubuhi nayo nayo,jioni unairudisha mansion.
— Muthoni Kariuki (@muthoni_karis) August 7, 2018
Ama Sunday anakobolesha pastor wao
— MAPESA KURIA, OGW. (@KuriaOGW) August 7, 2018
Vile tiles hazifanani hapo nikama ziliibiwa site.
— ManDave (@DiMulli) August 7, 2018
??? Meza ya tiles… kijiko ikislide hapo inaenda hadi mlango kubwa
— XANAX (@Willy_pi) August 7, 2018
Hii meza inakaa mkimaliza kukula mnachezanga draft loser nde anaosha vyombo
— ? (@lkymni) August 7, 2018
sasa ukikulia dame juu ya hiyo meza unasemanga nini? umemkulia kwa floor ama meza ?
— Hoonigan (@MuchiriH) August 7, 2018
Hii meza ndio inafanya nyumba zinaanguka juu ya uzito
— There’s so much space to write my name. (@obr_obo) August 7, 2018
Ikiharibika unaitanga mason ama carpenter
— Const (@ConstatoAsirvex) August 7, 2018
Walahi hii ndio table of contents.
— k@monjo maina (@kamonjomaina) August 7, 2018
Table mat zako ni zile huandikwa”welcome”
— ? iSLAND b0Y? (@rar35oul) August 7, 2018
Alafu upate kwa bafu hakuna. ? ? ?
— Rubén Kratos Piraté (@rubenpirate) August 7, 2018
Kenyans for Billy. He must buy another table. @Crazy_Nairobian
— Rein (@Asamoh_) August 7, 2018
??ii meza donate kwa mortuary, ndio maiti ikioshwa akuna mbao inaharibiwa na maji ??
— Spyra™ (@SpyraTm) August 7, 2018
Saa hizi mnatroll meza ya @Crazy_Nairobian kesho madem wenyu watakua wakienda kwake tour ya kuona iyo meza…..
— mose_sesi (@mosesesi) August 7, 2018
Tiles ? https://t.co/i7a2qxhLdF
— Billy (@Crazy_Nairobian) August 7, 2018
Ni kama ntafungulia meza yangu Twitter account ndio mui-roast kivyake ???✌
— Billy (@Crazy_Nairobian) August 7, 2018
