‘Slay Queening’ is the in-thing in Kenyan social media circles at the moment. Every other Kenyan girl is striving to become one while every other member of Team Mafisi wants one for himself.

For those of you looking for tips on how to make a Slay Queen be your girlfriend, you’re in luck. Comedian Henry Desagu, in his latest funny skit, demonstrates exactly how NOT to ask a slay queen to be your other half.

With the current political crisis taking over our lives, political jargon has become part and parcel of Henry Desagu’s pick-up lines. He tried them on a slay queen and below are the results.