It’s been long since Kenya picked up a fight with another country. But the wait came to thunderous end yesterday. The Twitter trend Kenya vs Tanzania was trending for the better part of the day.
Tanzanian celebrity Idris Sultan, who was a Big Brother Africa contestant, seemingly started the tweef by telling Kenyans to move down south due to the unga crisis.
Someone tell Kenyans to move to Tanzania, Wana shida ya unga na skin color #TZvsKE
— Idris (@IdrisSultan) May 24, 2017
Kenyans being the more experienced of the two country, already hold a plethora of memes waiting for this exact moment to unleash them. Here are some of the funniest.
https://twitter.com/PaulKiarie_/status/867287141373460480
https://twitter.com/PaulKiarie_/status/867289486694035457
#TVvsKE. When you ask him to speak english pic.twitter.com/L73SebQOwN
— BRIAN (@B__ien) May 24, 2017
https://twitter.com/ItsNjokiKelvin/status/867306212458737665
Tanzanians trying to explain why they are fighting Kenyans online #TZvsKE pic.twitter.com/OUWmJUPEsu
— Brian Mbunde ™ (@Brianmbunde) May 24, 2017
The closest thing to burger fest huko TZ 🤣 #TZvsKE pic.twitter.com/xs5AiMUUVk
— Solange Mbunde (@ianmbunde) May 24, 2017
President Uhuru Kenyatta shaking hands with Tanzanians who can speak English. #TZvsKE pic.twitter.com/x6NEIhVkUH
— Aleckie Ronald (@SirAlexas) May 24, 2017
https://twitter.com/ODMendel/status/867273784151212033
#TZvsKE our National symbol is a lion and yours just a Giraffe… pic.twitter.com/rg0lvXRCad
— Moseax ✈ 🧳 (@Moseax) May 24, 2017
https://twitter.com/Machukah/status/867270522123505664
When you tell Tanzania DJs to say "party people are you ready" 😂😂 #TZvsKE pic.twitter.com/btV2XHMksO
— Aleckie Ronald (@SirAlexas) May 24, 2017
https://twitter.com/atanasi_/status/867268755453358081
https://twitter.com/itscheboiwo/status/867284149891190785
Tanzanians being amazed by #TZvsKE because they have never seen so much English in one place before pic.twitter.com/Mo8x439TTf
— Xtian Dela™ (@xtiandela) May 24, 2017
When you tell a Tanzania girl to come looking fly for your date night #TZvsKE pic.twitter.com/kTFrzQmDvu
— Xtian Dela™ (@xtiandela) May 24, 2017
https://twitter.com/Omoso_Omoso/status/867339169659445248
https://twitter.com/PaulKiarie_/status/867348453625606144
https://twitter.com/PaulKiarie_/status/867344797056585730
https://twitter.com/enock_kiptanui/status/867266713464786944
How Tanzanians are following the trend.#TZvsKE pic.twitter.com/Tk5ctxxwN2
— Arnold Juma🇰🇪 (@ArnoeCJ) May 24, 2017
https://twitter.com/OmondilisedPaul/status/867275267567386624
https://twitter.com/PaulKiarie_/status/867321187667517440
#TZvsKE
The way Tanzanians don't know English leaves me thinking whether they colonised themselves pic.twitter.com/ERFDlkCor4— X (@thebetalchemist) May 24, 2017
https://twitter.com/sire_liljosh/status/840097067691270144
#TZvsKE coasterians are slow but nothing compares to TZ services unaeza jipata uko retirement ukingoja kushughulikiwa pic.twitter.com/TYMHZ8rqBZ
— Solange Mbunde (@ianmbunde) May 24, 2017
When you tell Kenyans you can vote for a leader who is not corrupt #TZvsKE pic.twitter.com/zRCdpUhgXh
— Mahmud (@MahmudKullane) May 24, 2017
https://twitter.com/ItsNjokiKelvin/status/867306212458737665
A Tanzanian when you ask them what sport they are good at. #TZvsKE pic.twitter.com/M8LyHjdKjY
— phantéau (@_wangwe) May 24, 2017
https://twitter.com/itsDaqane/status/867381478275112961
Tanzanians waiting for the replies from Kenyans like. #TZvsKN #TZvsKE pic.twitter.com/BpFOFMUme1
— 𝐌𝐔𝐍𝐆𝐔𝐑𝐄 (@Prosper_Andres) May 24, 2017
Waiting for a tanzanian to say parallelogram correctly #TZvsKE pic.twitter.com/CsmOehhJZU
— Metzger🇩🇪 (@kentmende) May 24, 2017
Diamond's lips is bigger than the whole entire Tanzania's economy #TZvsKE
— Rochas Boda Boda (@KelvinErik3) May 24, 2017
in an English exam in Tanzania. #TZvsKE pic.twitter.com/VazU1sGP9r
— Barngetuny 🇰🇪 (@Barngetuny_) May 24, 2017
https://twitter.com/AltonA_/status/867366815755882497
#TZvsKE Tanzanian public health officer answering a journalist pic.twitter.com/DILyAYKeRj
— Patrick Sigey (@kipsigeyy) May 24, 2017
Here you'll see An Angry Tanzanian whose insults on Kenyans have been barred by the English Language. 😂 at the end of #tzvske … pic.twitter.com/JUnbEiwzzx
— Raheem Abdul (@I_am_raheem) May 24, 2017
Ukiuliza mTanzania akimbie #TZvsKE pic.twitter.com/B87rASQioU
— Brian Mbunde ™ (@Brianmbunde) May 24, 2017
When you tell Kenyans you can vote for a leader who is not corrupt #TZvsKE pic.twitter.com/zRCdpUhgXh
— Mahmud (@MahmudKullane) May 24, 2017
TZ: Now I know English than you
KE: Okay, translate this, "wana wa leo wamemea pembe.
TZ: Children of today are very horny #TZvsKE— Mwangi J™ (@MwangiJmacs) May 24, 2017
