Kenyans on Twitter have been on a roll of late. They are churning out hashtag after hashtag.
Yesterday, they were looking at the lies given by their ex’s. Here are some of them.
#100LiesMyExToldMe I go to church, I don't like clubbing, I'm a good girl, I'm always at Home,Bt when we sleeping… pic.twitter.com/oxOrL8Jo3w
— Slumane (@siphosami_sa) September 29, 2016
#100LiesMyExToldMe I only have eyes for you. pic.twitter.com/9Qhm59ybur
— Image is Everything (@P_Nderi) September 29, 2016
The way my ex used to lie even when he texts me "good morning" I had to go outside to see if it's morning ๐๐ #100LiesMyExToldMe
— โ Ms.Kiyiekahโค (@RawkinsLizzie) September 29, 2016
#100LiesMyExToldMe "we could still be friends" pic.twitter.com/yz7RhHhWye
— Experiment696 (@kay_rir) September 29, 2016
#100LiesMyExToldMe ๐๐๐๐๐ . pic.twitter.com/bAfcgwCS8x
— Dj Double Trouble (@DjDaboTrabo) September 29, 2016
I had to break up with my ex when she got a text from 'MPESA' at 1am saying.. "what you doing boo?" #100LiesMyExToldMe
— MR. BLAK (@blakaende1) September 29, 2016
#100liesmyextoldme This is how i sit when im with my male friends pic.twitter.com/qMxTkPkn4o
— larryonyango (@larry_onyango) September 29, 2016
#100LiesMyExToldMe "Don't worry about her,she's just a friend" boy we also started as friends! Fvck outta here!! ๐ pic.twitter.com/vkfmSuTDy4
— Chyna (@Marcia_Luah) September 29, 2016
#100LiesMyExToldMe
"Please Buy me data I want to do my assignment"
Min later….
Posts a selfie on instagram
๐ง— Yamkela Max Kerr (@Y_MaxKerr) September 29, 2016
#100LiesMyExToldMe Her : sometimes I
just attend funerals of people I don't know just to cry for our relationship. pic.twitter.com/CQwgsdPuJ4— Brayo BulletHead (@BulletheadBrayo) September 29, 2016
"Cant eat nor sleep coz am missing you". I disappeared for 6 months. The woman was was still fat #100LiesMyExToldMe pic.twitter.com/8O5Jkwbfd9
— Sedaula Mwangiยฎ (@MwangiSimon) September 29, 2016
#100LiesMyExToldMe We are just friends, heโs not interested in me. Only to find them in bed
— Trending in Kenya (@TrendingKen) September 29, 2016
Me : You saved me as ' Rent ' on your phone book ?
Her: Bby le me expalin
Me : Nah. Nah. We done. #100LiesMyExToldMe pic.twitter.com/BdkojjwRyx— Brayo BulletHead (@BulletheadBrayo) September 29, 2016
#100LiesMyExToldMe please be gently i have never done this before and then….. pic.twitter.com/5LwFiNBcoa
— Lungelo (@lungsta42) September 29, 2016
"you're handsome"
*after break up*
"oooooh, ๐ฒ choma have you seen him, his face looks like a tar road" ๐
— ๐ (@thetruesherif) September 29, 2016
When you see tweeps tweeting about #100LiesMyExToldMe and you dying single…
Machos tu๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ pic.twitter.com/iViRNrTx30
— John Nyabutoโข (@jn_nyabuto) September 29, 2016
We will be together for eternity.#100LiesMyExToldMe pic.twitter.com/HkL1nxpfsc
— Redeemed (@TshephangBontsi) September 29, 2016
You and I have nothing in common, he lied… we both breathe in oxygen #100LiesMyExToldMe
— Goddamn Goddess (@Tabs_Zoeloe) September 29, 2016
#100LiesMyExToldMe "i don't do matatu's my dad comes to pick me" then i saw her pic.twitter.com/WZLpRDNVcH
— @jogoo ya kijiji (@JKijiji) September 29, 2016
#100LiesMyExToldMe I'm not feeling well I'm pregnant pic.twitter.com/uNSIsp3iRt
— Lebo Matlapeng โ โ ๏ฃฟ (@Junbugstone) September 29, 2016
@_gachau_ #100LiesMyExToldMe You're the only one Papi๐๐ pic.twitter.com/oNcgmLfvDb
— Thakasani Mthembu (@Thakah10) September 29, 2016
Me: Who's that guy?
Her: The one in the range rover?
Me: Yes
Her: He's just a friend
Me 3wks later ๐ซ #100LiesMyExToldMe pic.twitter.com/uXKO32XbF8— J.A.M.E.S. (@Adeyitosyn) September 29, 2016
I don't even look at other women #100LiesMyExToldMe pic.twitter.com/kAJFV1myzp
— MAPESA NIXON (@ItsMapesa) September 29, 2016
I fell in love with you before I even knew you pic.twitter.com/5z9PlHrjjo
— Under Score Percyval (@_Percyval) September 29, 2016
#100LiesMyExToldMe you are cute than chris brown pic.twitter.com/Lo3Ao7IzZk
— izooh kahatia (@KahatiaIzooh) September 29, 2016
That she had a brain…. So i literally had to check for myself!!! #100LiesMyExToldMe pic.twitter.com/WXLZ8hNZ6N
— Clichy Ma Skillz (@clichyskillz) September 29, 2016
That she doesn't have an appetite…… #100LiesMyExToldMe pic.twitter.com/90GZ4CRmiw
— Clichy Ma Skillz (@clichyskillz) September 29, 2016
#100LiesMyExToldMe Slim guys are not good in bed๐๐๐ pic.twitter.com/bMZLvDFgNk
— Slim Shady. (@KossyDike) September 29, 2016
