We’ve been seeing the trend for a while now.
What started with blatant lies about Mugabe making statements about Kenya, soon morphed into outrageous quotes attributed to the Zimbabwean leader.
Yesterday, the twitter hashtag #PopularMugabeQuotes was trending. Here are some good ones.
He who has diarrhea knows the direction of the door without being told
#PopularMugabesQuotes— Smooth Operator (@SmoothOperatorI) May 22, 2016
https://twitter.com/mbaitax/status/734366997799153666
https://twitter.com/sagini_peter/status/734363276126085120
" It doesn't matter the number of votes u get, what matters is the person who counts those votes." #PopularMugabesQuotes
— George Ogembo (@otigembo) May 22, 2016
https://twitter.com/Ahmedkadar1/status/734358724773617665
https://twitter.com/I_am_Jack254/status/734356180408127489
If your girlfriend doesnt pay her offering in
church break Up with Her if she can cheat
on God…who are u? #PopularMugabesQuotes— 𝐒𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐫𝐚✍️🇺🇲 (@tutorsandra1) May 22, 2016
https://twitter.com/iGitz_/status/734337246233530369
https://twitter.com/iGitz_/status/734336183937945600
https://twitter.com/iGitz_/status/734334449916207104
https://twitter.com/Bgm254/status/734329981304721408
https://twitter.com/Muhahami/status/734320387467661312
A lady that refuses to remove thuruari for his boss attracts career stagnation. #PopularMugabesQuotes
— Dagitari Wanjohi (@Wakigogoine) May 22, 2016
https://twitter.com/IamKaruth/status/734301205527203840
https://twitter.com/mmbuthiah/status/734300176530182144
https://twitter.com/S4Simani/status/734288200286494720
https://twitter.com/Machukah/status/734287006881226752
God is the best inventor ever. He took a rib from a man and created a loudspeaker… #PopularMugabesQuotes pic.twitter.com/Oksz9I5VZU
— Kaira Nyagah™ (@geordiedodKE) May 22, 2016
Even spaghetti is straight till it gets wet…… #PopularMugabesQuotes
— Edd (@Eddiest_Ke) May 22, 2016
https://twitter.com/cy_murray/status/734284042456141825
#PopularMugabesQuotes It's better for a man to be stingy with money he worked for than a lady to deny you a hole she did not even drill! !!
— Adrian Molo (@adrianpmolo) May 22, 2016
https://twitter.com/Atanasi_/status/734283695146831872
https://twitter.com/Machukah/status/734283257588649984
https://twitter.com/cy_murray/status/734283181596217344
#PopularMugabesQuotes No matter how big a woman is she can't urinate on the wall
— Shady Kioko (@KiokoKe_) May 22, 2016
'In Africa, the only warning they take seriously is LOW BATTERY, …#PopularMugabesQuotes pic.twitter.com/xGFb1TGkZQ
— OSINACHI 👳🏿 (@BITO_WALE) May 22, 2016
