Over the weekend, the hashtag #TeamMafisiProverbs was a major trending topic on twitter. As you would expect, it was a rib cracking affair showcasing the pick up lines used by most Kenyan guys.
We have compiled some of the best below:
#TeamMafisiProverbs saa hii uko sure utapata gari?
— makofokofo (@yahboiweed) April 8, 2016
Unaenda wapi na hii mvua? #TeamMafisiProverbs
— mits (@Mitsmann) April 8, 2016
#TeamMafisiproverbs just come bill ni kwangu
— Kipkoech The Langat™ (@ItsDommylangat) April 8, 2016
Aki Babe nipe Kiss tu and i will be ok #TeamMafisiProverbs
— Follow IG:@Jvusena (@johnstonevusena) April 8, 2016
#TeamMafisiProverbs Btw sipendi kuDM but leo nimeona I DM you
— Slice of Mt. Zion (@Kinara45) April 8, 2016
Being rude to men will only earn you more days in your father’s compound #TeamMafisiProverbs
— Steve Aluda Murila (@stemurila) April 8, 2016
#TeamMafisiProverbs you are like my sister we can share a bed and nothing can happen
— ABDUL OFFICIALL (@yahBoihMfalme) April 8, 2016
Kuja tuspend friday and sato pamoja coz sunday nitakuwa church.#teammafisiproverbs
— Count Olaf (@Olaf_Ke) April 8, 2016
*Leaves charger at girls place*
*calls at 2 am*
“Niliacha charger kwako naeza kujia?” #TeamMafisiProverbs— The Dragon Warrior (@ikuamike) April 8, 2016
After dating for 2 months
Girl: So what are we?
Fisi: Homo Sapiens
#TeamMafisiProverbs
— The Dragon Warrior (@ikuamike) April 8, 2016
#TeamMafisiProverbs you have attended 30 pool party, 20 weddings and 12 yearly events, and you are single, kwani wewe ni tent???
— Kayeli (@kayelian1) April 8, 2016
Nimeshindwa kupanga room. Can you come over?
#TeamMafisiProverbs
— Baba Joy (@iam_bett) April 8, 2016
#Teammafisiproverbs You know I don’t do such things for just anybody……. just you!
— Machuka Wyclife (@Machukah) April 8, 2016
Where Team Mafisi Invests mostly.
1. River bank
2. Sperm bank?
3. Data Bank?
4. Power bank?
#TeamMafisiProverbs
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— Atanas ™ (@Atanasi_) April 8, 2016
#TeamMafisiProverbs women should not be stingy with holes they didn’t drill
— яσиαℓ∂ (@ronnykipchi) April 8, 2016
#TeamMafisiProverbs HER: i know u guys u just want hit and run
ME: no i swear i will hit and hit and hit until you run away
— dominic chacha (@dominicchacha4) April 8, 2016
#TeamMafisiProverbs Kwangu kuko safe just have a sleepover you’ll go tomorrow morning.
— Elias kenyatta (@kenyatta_elias) April 8, 2016
Sitaki kuchomwa na maji moto -kenyan women enquiring if you have a girlfriend#TeamMafisiProverbs
— Junior Elder (@JuniorElders) April 8, 2016
#TeamMafisiProverbs are you comfortable sleeping in jeans ama utatoa??
— Teresa Ndung’u (@ItsTeree) April 8, 2016
#TeamMafisiProverbs Fan iliharibika na iko kwa fundi, at times it becomes unbearable to stay with clothes in here.
— Receive_A_Sheep (@mbogomelvin) April 8, 2016
#TeamMafisiProverbs “Can i check if those are real ama ni plastic?”
— LORDE #RASHFORD© (@abraham_orwa) April 8, 2016
#teammafisiproverbs. Btw Mi ukua na Principles. I don’t go for anything I come across. pic.twitter.com/OiWDT1l83n
— HEZBON MUREITHI (@Hezmureithi) April 8, 2016
She’s just a little drunk am taking her home #TeamMafisiProverbs pic.twitter.com/BMi2uxRFNR
— clement (@_clement) April 8, 2016
Tuna appreciate beauty #teammafisiproverbs pic.twitter.com/uaMnQTCzwi
— Aggrey (@SirAggreys) April 8, 2016
Fisii ni fisii tu!! Haters will call this photoshop….???? #TeamMafisiproverbs pic.twitter.com/kFWaN8b9I9
— IG;@KELVINSKIP90 (@or_kelvin) April 8, 2016
Her:so do u have a girlfriend?
Fisi: Zi alikufa kwa accident last year…. ??#teammafisiproverbs pic.twitter.com/UTdiZKER0G
— IG @mwaviswajohn (@MwaviswaJ) April 8, 2016
Its not what you think. #TeamMafisiProverbs pic.twitter.com/ekKVodFI46
— KYAMA™ (@Elijahkyama) April 8, 2016
#TeamMafisiProverbs you are in love everyone in your phone book pic.twitter.com/RDpScYRAmB
— The Poor Billionaire (@itsdavidmarti) April 8, 2016
Bae: It’s over between you and me.
Fisi: Wait, were we dating?
#TeamMafisiProverbs pic.twitter.com/xM8WGcsGs3
— Baba Joy (@iam_bett) April 8, 2016
I’m just checking if it will rain tomorrow ?#TeamMafisiProverbshttps://t.co/q1m6jCnMGJ
— Adam Without An S (@AdamMaina_) April 8, 2016
#TeamMafisiProverbs you do all manner of stupidity and weird things pic.twitter.com/HnHDS0tcSD
— The Poor Billionaire (@itsdavidmarti) April 8, 2016
#TeamMafisiProverbs But this one is VERY TRUE.it’s called ‘MOTIVE TO IMPRESS’ #Njaanuary pic.twitter.com/FUadJky2WC
— Sir Robert (@Robux_moo) April 8, 2016
Every member and non-member has pulled this one #TeamMafisiProverbs pic.twitter.com/bXWJtdN0X9
— Edu (@EdwinMutuma17) April 8, 2016
Wise saying by #TeamMafisiProverbs pic.twitter.com/BQb01uOwyR
— Larry m (@Lwrence_m) April 8, 2016
#NoComment Nigerian films have the ‘it’. #TeamMafisiProverbs pic.twitter.com/LFlskpGOTb
— Robert K’odingo (@Kodingo_) April 8, 2016
? #TeamMafisiProverbs she fell into the pool and these #goodsamaritans saved her ????? ? pic.twitter.com/bzAXcUSiSi
— Tola_afrique (@titia_tola) April 8, 2016
Jemo : walalalaah cheki iyo haga ?
Fisi : sindio nliicheki kabla ishuke matt??
Jemo : Shenzi #TeamMafisiProverbs pic.twitter.com/tsQGtiisFd— SAINT MARTIN (@saint_ii) April 8, 2016
#TeamMafisiProverbs pic.twitter.com/L2ZUg3dvTy
— charles imo (@charles_imo) April 8, 2016
#TeamMafisiProverbs mbona ukikam kwangu huvaangi visexy kama kwa izo picha ziko kwa gallery ?
— waru (@Njege_) April 8, 2016
Penye naishi hakuna mpesa karibu omba fare nitakurudishia ukikam #TeamMafisiProverbs
— Jambo (@karanjahpn) April 8, 2016
Wearing an oversized shirt and
no pants is probably the most
comfortable thing of life. #TeamMafisiProverbs— The poor millionaire (@ChrisOrenge) April 8, 2016
Uko na nani home? #TeamMafisiProverbs
— TheyCallMeBENNY (@benny_makau) April 8, 2016
#TeamMafisiProverbs
bae: una number ya msee wa taxi.
ME; noma, uku ata hukunanga taxis.— waru (@Njege_) April 8, 2016
#TeamMafisiProverbs hautapata breast cancer ju ya kuvaa bra? Nikupee t-shirt ivi.
— waru (@Njege_) April 8, 2016
#TeamMafisiProverbs niliskia caretaker wenu ako na ufala ye huwafungia gate mapema. itabaki tu umedoz
— wiz khafila (@SimonAwitti) April 8, 2016
The difference between sex and love is that sex relieves tension and love causes it
– Woody Allen#TeamMafisiProverbs
— Ndaso Sylvanus (@NdasoS) April 8, 2016
#TeamMafisiProverbs nko na mamovie kali kali ivi latest, unaeza pitia kejani uchukue.
— waru (@Njege_) April 8, 2016
#TeamMafisiProverbs nita doze tu hapa kwako juu mtaa yetu ma beast hudandia raiya kiufala
— Anthony Mshedu (@Mshedu254) April 8, 2016
Hizi githaa hukua insecure sana uku mtaani #TeamMafisiProverbs
— SAINT MARTIN (@saint_ii) April 8, 2016
#TeamMafisiProverbs haki beb sitamwaga ndani
— ayieko odunga (@ayiekoodunga) April 8, 2016
bae:nataka pesa ya kwenda salon
fisi:kujia nko kwa hao#TeamMafisiProverbs— Alexander Shepherd (@YahBoiDefender) April 8, 2016
team mafisi be like ati sister ya jemo amemaliza form 4…..#TeamMafisiProverbs pic.twitter.com/oS13aind8X
— KENYA COMEDY CENTRAL (@cheka254) April 8, 2016
Kwani hujavaa panty #TeamMafisiProverbs
— Kennedy Otieno (@NakezO) April 8, 2016
#teammafisiproverbs pic.twitter.com/CIEhaIKSEl
— Ryan gati (@RyanGati) April 8, 2016
#TeamMafisiProverbs ..Mafisi Diaspora branch. pic.twitter.com/hH1GHs4awn
— Mume Nguvuze (@NguvuzeMume) April 8, 2016
