First dates are nerve- wrecking. With nerves working tirelessly against you and self-consciousness setting in, it can be difficult to know how to act upon meeting someone for the first time.
As a result, there are countless articles offering advice and tips on a successful first date.
First Dates was the topic of discussion on twitter over the weekend as KOT in their typical fashion came up with all manner of memes and tweets on how first dates are and should be.
Incase you missed it, we have sampled some of the best reactions below,
#OnFirstDates pic.twitter.com/qtuQlwfkVV
— Mafisi Sacco (@TeamMafisii) September 25, 2015
#OnfirstDates cook her githeri if she asks for more ,oa yeye. — Atanas (@atanasi_) September 25, 2015
#OnfirstDates never tell me about your X
— D I C E ™ (@NdiranguK) September 25, 2015
questions about my other relationships are not allowed #OnFirstDates @JohnnyGachanja — kajimmy (@GITOGO_JNR) September 25, 2015
#OnFirstDates Tell her clearly that you depend on sportpesa and your dream is to win that jackpot.
— *Jacobian* (@Rono_254) September 25, 2015
#OnFirstDates don’t mention mollis as one of your relatives. — tipcythecomedian. (@tipcy254) September 25, 2015
#OnFirstDates Take her out for swimming to check if she does face painting
— Black$oil (@nastyQev) September 25, 2015
#OnfirstDates she fakes an accent and doesn’t understand kiswahili — Yvan `Little’ finger (@yvansconde) September 25, 2015
#OnfirstDates I will buy her first aid kits because I am a heart breaker.
— *Jacobian* (@Rono_254) September 25, 2015
#OnFirstDates check if she has a weave on.. Kama iko that’s the real her.. @JohnnyGachanja — Timothy mathai (@timothymathai) September 25, 2015
#OnFirstDates Don’t ask for weird foods on the menu… Ile time utaitisha jina ya hoteli ndo utajua ?? @JohnnyGachanja
— Timothy mathai (@timothymathai) September 25, 2015
#OnFirstDates this is how you greet each other pic.twitter.com/w8YjziOeNz — Williez De Viruz (@BhingyWilliez) September 25, 2015
#OnfirstDates she was a lightskin with a supermodel body now that we are married she looks like a black sunburnt hippo
— Yvan `Little’ finger (@yvansconde) September 25, 2015
#OnFirstDates you have to act like ukubwa sio kitu pic.twitter.com/qX6MfsvXaf — Williez De Viruz (@BhingyWilliez) September 25, 2015
#OnFirstDates be honest to her kuwa mtrue na yeye pic.twitter.com/xQDgoZyXEF
— Williez De Viruz (@BhingyWilliez) September 25, 2015
#OnFirstDates make sure u give her a wet towel to use on her face to restore her default settings,….. — Christian gram (@gram_big) September 25, 2015
#OnFirstDates act crazy for her pic.twitter.com/Cm2tla9Iyq
— Williez De Viruz (@BhingyWilliez) September 25, 2015
#OnFirstDates when u meet some1 mumejuana online face-face ?? pic.twitter.com/AlTezKGWcD — #SolidarityAccount (@mwangid) September 25, 2015
#OnFirstDates don’t just buy 2 guaranas and expect to bang her all night….Jesus changed water into wine and banged no one.
— #BenmikesEffect (@sheriffbenitez) September 25, 2015
#OnFirstDates then she sends you this.. pic.twitter.com/JYWSzr1OmQ — clement (@_clement) September 25, 2015
Be a gentleman,open the car door for me,pull for me the chair,give me a flower and a box of chocs,make me laugh. #OnFirstDates
— DAVIENN (@awuor425) September 25, 2015
#OnFirstDates Never be tempted to mention Kshs. because my wallet will shoot you down ! — Mbuthiah Maingi (@mmbuthiah) September 25, 2015
Hahaha @rayonOedgar: #OnFirstDates If she YAWNS like this, RUN my friend, RUN!! pic.twitter.com/IKbIzIEN7N
— JOHNNY GACHANJA (@JohnnyGachanja) September 25, 2015
#OnFirstDates carry a pen and paper, there might be an interview …. — Softy Ojiambo (@softyoj) September 25, 2015
Don’t Invite Luhya Girls #OnFirstDates pic.twitter.com/MAj0K15kPB
— Machuka Wyclife (@WickyMachuka) September 25, 2015
#OnFirstDates be real..don’t talk a big talk only for her to get disappointment when she’s already in! — Purity (@PPyureetiey) September 25, 2015
#OnFirstDates just know that pic.twitter.com/Up8v6ebtta
— Mafisi Sacco (@TeamMafisii) September 25, 2015
#OnFirstDates If she eats like this, MARRY HER. It clearly shows she is not a pretender. #WifeMaterial pic.twitter.com/T4DwIICxRt — The Couch Pun-dit (@DennisWaithaka_) September 25, 2015
Characters achia Twitter, mwanaune ni wallet “@JohnnyGachanja: @ItsDaudi: #OnFirstDates Impress her with ua character not with ua wallet.”
— Twice-a-week shopper (@WillyMuange) September 25, 2015
when things go well #OnFirstDates then the devil blocks your second date pic.twitter.com/Tl4NLjPeJF — Brian Ambale (@brian_ambale) September 25, 2015
Ladies, carry enough cash for a cab and food incase he bails out #OnFirstDates
— Miss Kenyatta Uni. (@itsrosemacharia) September 25, 2015
#OnFirstDates If she cant control her ALCOHOL intake. Run my friend. RUN!!! pic.twitter.com/5r1MUOCJ5R — lets call me Edgar (@rayonOedgar) September 25, 2015
OKUYU YAWA!!!! …you date a Kikuyu chic and she immediately call her parents that she has a new job #OnFirstDates
— MR. BLAK- Brand Dr. (@blakaende1) September 25, 2015
#OnFirstDates If she keeps looking away..thats your cue she’s not interested leave her the bill — Zachsteiger (@zachzoranda) September 25, 2015
When You Cant See Where The RELATIONSHIP is Going …+++>>> #OnFirstDates pic.twitter.com/vmlHRt6jq3
— Mick Mike (@Mmobara) September 25, 2015
When you succeed to sleep with her #OnFirstDates You be like pic.twitter.com/iOlZ0uNcRN — rocBoy Is Happy (@mpingaIbrahim) September 25, 2015
#OnFirstDates kama ni mlunje mpeleke out kwa posho mill
— HoesCallMeSmaRT (@Bauzy254) September 25, 2015
#OnFirstDates vile madem hujifanya trying to remember ukimuuliza the last time she had sex…. pic.twitter.com/RtXB4ly3B9 — Victor Toromo (@Vet254) September 25, 2015
#OnFirstDates pic.twitter.com/nZuwnPnsIX
— The Go-Getter™ (@ThaDboi) September 25, 2015
#OnFirstDates this is how you should sleep together.. pic.twitter.com/aO3iLlaHCj — Collins (@collinsikutwa) September 25, 2015
How Girls / Guys pictures it! #OnFirstDates pic.twitter.com/UZ8LXojuYj
— Morris Tharamba (@Tharamba) September 25, 2015
#OnFirstDates having lunch with your bay then all over sudden you remember what Muthama said about women pic.twitter.com/XPPYX8XE1H — Tosh Thuku (@TOSHTHUKU) September 25, 2015
#OnFirstDates this is what you say! pic.twitter.com/eU6mhbZAS6
— Carrington Mwendwa (@carringtonagwi) September 25, 2015
#OnFirstDates avoid selfies smh, yu may go find some place occupied pic.twitter.com/AajEURWvKm — iTs KaMeRi, Rex (@iyam_flawless) September 25, 2015
#OnFirstDates fika mapema and plan it out with the waiter pic.twitter.com/DfZtJVQNpE
— Everything News (@_AlluNeedToKnow) September 25, 2015
#OnFirstDates after umehit n run anapost such then u reply such pic.twitter.com/4ZGd7Oha5P — Proffesor Bamba (@xhakhe) September 25, 2015
#OnFirstDates DO NOT show her your SACCO Membership Card>> pic.twitter.com/dt6pSI8VKs
— MR.O.Gee (@THEOgada) September 25, 2015
#OnFirstDates ask if she is a vigin no employer likes inexperienced employees but then not too experienced pic.twitter.com/codoHLEYsc — maina wa funda (@mainamj) September 25, 2015
Noma”@ItsDaudi: Haha hii ni kali–>”@Lwixe: When you buy her food but she says ” I’m okay” #OnFirstDates pic.twitter.com/kxT66kkqQG“”
— BїRDbOY Üle DaKεtarΣ (@BirdboyChronixx) September 25, 2015
#OnFirstDates If she eats like this, MARRY HER. It clearly shows she is not a pretender. #WifeMaterial pic.twitter.com/T4DwIICxRt — The Couch Pun-dit (@DennisWaithaka_) September 25, 2015
