When Lupita said that she cannot cook ugali, a section of Kenyans on social media were out baying for her blood that she is no longer Kenyan. That seems to have spurred KOT into coming up with the trending topic ‘You Ain’t From Kenya’.
A look into all the things quirky and strange that prove one’s patriotism.
Let’s do this:
#YouAintFromKenya if you dont know which city is this pic.twitter.com/VyLhQd5Vbb
— IG: YahBoiSelfie (@YahBoiSelfie) July 1, 2015
#YouAintFromKenya If you dont know what Mutura is
— IG: YahBoiSelfie (@YahBoiSelfie) July 1, 2015
#YouAintFromKenya if this is not one of your Whatsapp conversations…. pic.twitter.com/nBO7lP1rwl
— IG:Scumbag_Nicko (@TygaNgugi) July 1, 2015
#YouAintFromKenya if you’ve never been duped by a politician.
— The Dickens (@Osumadik) July 1, 2015
#YouAintFromKenya kama haujui pedi yeyote
— The Dickens (@Osumadik) July 1, 2015
#YouAintFromKenya If you’ve never seen this modified version of our mathematics book pic.twitter.com/bM4L4UtyP1
— DaveMash (@calculus_) July 1, 2015
#YouAintFromKenya if you hate Ugali
— IG: YahBoiSelfie (@YahBoiSelfie) July 1, 2015
#YouAintFromKenya if you don’t know cute girls don’t pay bills
— ♀♥Harajuku Barbie♥♀ (@DorisTiffany) July 1, 2015
#YouAintFromKenya if you never played kalongo longo,rod mng’ari, swim and fished in dufoh mpach..baby fish grew to be tadpoles!!
— VEVO ke (@Sitchboy) July 1, 2015
#YouAintFromKenya if you don’t know girls turn up with only 40 Bob
— ♀♥Harajuku Barbie♥♀ (@DorisTiffany) July 1, 2015
#YouAintFromKenya if you don’t know this logic pic.twitter.com/RLTmMSUxJL
— Ran-je (@RanjeNgige) July 1, 2015
You fail this #YouAintFromKenya….. Aha which man is holding a hoe? pic.twitter.com/L5EzcKU5pp
— IG:Scumbag_Nicko (@TygaNgugi) July 1, 2015
#YouAintFromKenya If you have never been in this stage pic.twitter.com/Vab88458Pl
— Sam (@SamuelNduch) July 1, 2015
#YouAintFromKenya if bundles za safcom have never mysterious disappeared..
— Allahu_adm.Ackbar (@Americ_n) July 1, 2015
#YouAintFromKenya if you didnt eat your mango this way pic.twitter.com/8DQOzPXeDV
— Smooth Operator (@Carlzo044) July 1, 2015
#YouAintFromKenya if your mum has never came home from a bash with food of all kind kwa papper bag, zenye walikula kwa bash.
— brian maina (@BRAYO_Maich) July 1, 2015
#YouAintFromKenya if you don’t know what Sambaza is in Matatu lingo.
— Denshi Shisia (@Denshispeaks) July 1, 2015
#YouAintFromKenya if you have never seen this pic.twitter.com/mYGHpk83zN
— KYAMA™ (@Elijahkyama) July 1, 2015
#YouAintFromKenya if you’ve ever changed your mum’s ringtone and she said that you spoilt her phone
— sweetjoey (@joycshiru) July 1, 2015
#YouAintFromKenya if you didn’t retake this subject.. pic.twitter.com/bh1sId3D10
— The Tax Payer (@Alfred_Odira) July 1, 2015
#YouAintFromKenya if you didnt go through this stage in primary pic.twitter.com/MrwftXbZU4
— Derrick Mlami (@derrickmlami) July 1, 2015
Wuehh “@mathenge_nduhiu: #YouAintFromKenya if you didn’t pass through this at school #biguptokenyanteachers pic.twitter.com/mu7CpnatvZ”
— IG: YahBoiSelfie (@YahBoiSelfie) July 1, 2015
#YouAintFromKenya if you’ve never indulged in this home-grown non-processed african sausage pic.twitter.com/deFG2msW04
— Newton Blessed (@njaunewton) July 1, 2015
#YouAintFromKenya If you are a pedestrian and you don’t intentionally walk slowly at a zebra crossing because you discovered your rights
— Lav (@AsegoLav) July 1, 2015
#YouAintFromKenya if you don’t know this is what is meant by ‘Food security’ pic.twitter.com/A7fh0zsmM9
— Mwalimu Jini (@raykako) July 1, 2015
#YouAintFromKenya if you don’t floss with The best Photoshop ever LMAO @muriuki_chris @ComedyCentralKE @crazy254n pic.twitter.com/fTJ5N07wdi
— Idealist® (@Hey_Cosmas) July 1, 2015
#YouAintFromKenya if you never got this “jordan haircut” while going back to school. pic.twitter.com/5nFdQDLS0f
— Nyce FM Radio (@NyceFMke) July 1, 2015
#YouAintFromKenya if u have never waited for that hot matatu hadi unachelewa mahali unaenda pic.twitter.com/k0WPgC1HUX
— Kevin Otanga Chayuga (@otangah) July 1, 2015
Dem alifriend request nkaaccept akainbox 10× 4d+ nkareply 6y-x+28. Thot she was playing algebra kumbe ni thanx for the add #YouAintFromKenya
— Sir KimMarangi (@JimKimiti) July 1, 2015
#YouAintFromKenya if you don’t remember how effective this was.., pic.twitter.com/t5aKEXH2Ek
— Mwangi (@FiMwangi) July 1, 2015
#YouAintFromKenya if you can’t spot the dancer from nyeri pic.twitter.com/ySDHrOCSop
— Keen Obsever (@Githuqu) July 1, 2015
#YouAintFromKenya if “Fanta stay bamboocha!” don’t make sense to you
— Flo (@MaloudaFlo) July 1, 2015
#YouAintFromKenya if you’ve never played such games with your landlord pic.twitter.com/h5abZq666W
— Keen Obsever (@Githuqu) July 1, 2015
#YouAintFromKenya If you haven’t been to this Parks pic.twitter.com/WYfO4wKJbR
— Kenya Wildlife (@kwskenya) July 1, 2015
#YouAintFromKenya if you didn’t own either spika mwitu or radio na kitambaa pic.twitter.com/vPltluWvLe
— Gor Ivans (@GorIvans) July 1, 2015
#YouAintFromKenya if you dont eat this!! pic.twitter.com/XWHwvlrK80
— EVANS (@EvansTallam) July 1, 2015
#YouAintFromKenya if you never did this!! pic.twitter.com/PcrqGx3B6v
— EVANS (@EvansTallam) July 1, 2015
#YouAintFromKenya if nobody told you that famous story about Maradona killing his brother with a ball from a penalty kick
— Nyambura Diqueson (@DiqueyNImimi) July 1, 2015
#YouAintFromKenya if you never owned such pens . pic.twitter.com/ey3fxAlQYi
— tomno jr (@paul_zil) July 1, 2015
#YouAintFromKenya if you dnt remember what she did that Night pic.twitter.com/B8PGb0ewGW
— Ilado™ (@miss_illa1) July 1, 2015
#YouAintFromKenya if @SafaricomLtd never stopped calling you Dear even when u have been on a dry spell of singlehood for 5 years
— Ron Grant (@ron_grant116) July 1, 2015
#YouAintFromKenya if U don’t know the famous luhya planet pic.twitter.com/x7mGQFk6x9 @_Mugambi254“”
— SON OF GOD (@_Mugambi254) July 1, 2015
#YouAintFromKenya if you’ve never heard that Ciku’s Busted about some devil worshipper girl Man,that was hilarious!
— Sasha Sharon (@SashaDupri7) July 1, 2015
#YouAintFromKenya kama hujui kuchana mugukz pic.twitter.com/ssXSoQp7l1
— Randy Rojah (@Badapache) July 1, 2015
#YouAintFromKenya if u don’t knw hw money changes ur haters to greet u with excitement. pic.twitter.com/W6FBfK57g1
— 4th of July kid (@kim_miriti) July 1, 2015
#YouAintFromKenya if you never participated in this TeamWork pic.twitter.com/q0DPFReitn
— BigBoy Biggie.. (@geordiedodKE) July 1, 2015
#YouAintFromKenya if this surprises you … pic.twitter.com/6tPKnsnPmX
— The_Duke_of_Machakos (@KitKatSyrupKE) July 1, 2015
#YouAintFromKenya if you havent had people comitting sucide out of love. pic.twitter.com/SCi709Kiex
— The Tax Payer (@Shillingionare) July 1, 2015
#YouAintFromKenya if your tailor has never telled you ‘material haijatosha’ pic.twitter.com/wW2qWic1JG
— Dagitari Wanjohi (@Wakigogoine) July 1, 2015
#YouAintFromKenya if cooking ugali is a project pic.twitter.com/U8icqrE5kt
— nairobi (@nai_rob) July 1, 2015
#YouAintFromKenya if you dnt remember this pic.twitter.com/oFzRn6Q4BZ
— Ilado™ (@miss_illa1) July 1, 2015
#YouAintFromKenya if u have never studied overseas pic.twitter.com/cmmbN9hfij
— carl denis (@carldenis2012) July 1, 2015
#YouAintFromKenya if u didn’t do this in high school @gwillLive pic.twitter.com/XMqvat18XG
— St. Akwa (@AyubAkwa) July 1, 2015
#YouAintFromKenya if you didn’t have buddies like…. pic.twitter.com/fizPqv3UU0
— Real gunner (@EliMuindi) July 1, 2015
#YouAintFromKenya if you never fought with you pal and the after the fight you became friends again pic.twitter.com/Bvn5GtJFAL
— wycliffe michieka (@michieka1) July 1, 2015
#youaintfromkenya …if you’ve never been in this team during music festival in high school pic.twitter.com/IxLArIn0d2
— CARTOONIST Jeaniuz (@juniajunia1) July 1, 2015
#YouAintFromKenya if you have never met Pea & pod @DSWT these guys can work the red carpet! look at them pose pic.twitter.com/8xn7sxDXj6
— Mukuhi (@kuhiwanjohi) July 1, 2015
#YouAintFromKenya pic.twitter.com/bOlhBMjqZK
— Mohamed_Islam♣ (@mohamed_Geido) July 1, 2015
#YouAintFromKenya if you dont know who gets paid in bananas.
— James Odingo (@jimmie_odingo) July 1, 2015
#YouAintFromKenya If you dont shop at engarasha
— Agent_Rapping_Pot (@mephisngatia) July 1, 2015
#YouAintFromKenya if you have not experienced this view atleast once in your life #MagicalKenya pic.twitter.com/ANxYmUu9uq
— Mukuhi (@kuhiwanjohi) July 1, 2015
#YouAintFromKenya kama hujawai andikiwa long texts from with the message forward it to 10 people bla bla bla
— Sasha Sharon (@SashaDupri7) July 1, 2015
#YouAintFromKenya if you’ve never done this pic.twitter.com/GkCfKAa5vJ
— haya sylvester (@hayahigher) July 1, 2015
#YouAintFromKenya kama ukiwa mtoi ulikua unarudi home na uniform safi
— kiprich (@jogoo_real) July 1, 2015
#YouAintFromKenya if you have never used this kiosk to call… pic.twitter.com/0tRrfQAGYZ
— Real gunner (@EliMuindi) July 1, 2015
#YouAintFromKenya if you didn’t play this.. pic.twitter.com/Hvl06zSoRD
— The Tax Payer (@Alfred_Odira) July 1, 2015
“@SashaDupri7: #YouAintFromKenya If you don’t have an upcoming musician from your hood” or dj for that matter
— Alfred Muita (@muita_alfred) July 1, 2015
