Apparently there are lies that we Kenyans like. KOT yesterday brought these lies to light through the trending topic ‘Lies Kenyans Like.’
We have sampled some of the best.
LOOOOOOLESST dead and buried #LiesKenyansLike pic.twitter.com/uJg9ZgRCSL
— Victor Mateso Tupu™ (@victormatara) July 13, 2015
#LiesKenyansLike I love you and only you
— Kinanga Davies™ (@TopBlogger_KE) July 13, 2015
Baby niko kwa highway na drive il call u later–> “lolest #LiesKenyansLike pic.twitter.com/OQRHx9fkfE
— Victor Mateso Tupu™ (@victormatara) July 13, 2015
#LiesKenyansLike i have never been in a relationship before
— THE HEAD OF STATE (@Vinuxt) July 13, 2015
wacha niingize tu kichwa #LiesKenyansLike
— Ian Smith Okatch (@IanOkatch) July 13, 2015
#LiesKenyansLike am single and happy i dont need a man
— Kinanga Davies™ (@TopBlogger_KE) July 13, 2015
“Mkinipigia Kura, Serikali yangu itunda kazi laki mia saba kila mwaka” #LiesKenyansLike
— Ian Smith Okatch (@IanOkatch) July 13, 2015
#LiesKenyansLike ukishikwa you be like “walai ni shetani iliniingia”
— 4||0W ¤§0U|0¤ (@Soulo_K) July 13, 2015
#LiesKenyansLike Nipe dakika mbili tu niko hapa kwa gate
— S∆n¢h€z™ (@Kips_Manu) July 13, 2015
#LiesKenyansLike pic.twitter.com/MReFKKit3D
— IG: @jennatalamonti (@jennatalamonti) July 13, 2015
#LiesKenyansLike Nkopeshe ntakurudishia kesho
— ki_DERO (@derrickthe11) July 13, 2015
#LiesKenyansLike Umempata dem red handed kwa bed na fisi flani,dem anajitetea hadi ni “cuzo”
— Atanas (@Atanasi_) July 13, 2015
#LiesKenyansLike “i am just 5mins away”
— Kinanga Davies™ (@TopBlogger_KE) July 13, 2015
#LiesKenyansLike i lost my phone and all the contacts.
— THE HEAD OF STATE (@Vinuxt) July 13, 2015
#LiesKenyansLike we are just friends
— Ian Smith Okatch (@IanOkatch) July 13, 2015
am still a virgin 😀 #lieskenyanslike pic.twitter.com/F1NjhyW04T
— Victor Mateso Tupu™ (@victormatara) July 13, 2015
She is just a friend #LiesKenyansLike
— Pavine (@paylerpavine) July 13, 2015
#LiesKenyansLike it wasnt me! pic.twitter.com/X4bV6JLwxA
— Ian Smith Okatch (@IanOkatch) July 13, 2015
You are more than a friend #lieskenyanslike
— Kenneth Mumbo (@kmumbo84) July 13, 2015
#LiesKenyansLike i studied overseas pic.twitter.com/nydneuIVu5
— EVANS (@EvansTallam) July 13, 2015
#HotDrive #liesKenyansLike vision 2030 pic.twitter.com/td7XCSESYj
— #Its_TheSergent (@Jose_TheSergent) July 13, 2015
Me: Hi lady, you beautiful Her: Aaaaaw thanks Me: Can I have a date with you next wknd? Her: No I will be having a headache #LiesKenyansLike
— Private Developer ®™ (@Crazy254n) July 13, 2015
#LiesKenyansLike Am out….*runs away pic.twitter.com/IMciTWhxqE
— KYAMA™ (@Elijahkyama) July 13, 2015
#LiesKenyansLike “Just a minute na come”
— darwin Ambuka (@darwinambuka) July 13, 2015
#LiesKenyansLike : Since I broke up with you last September, I’ve been celibate throughout.
— Kindle Author Simiyu (@wakajuaness) July 13, 2015
#LiesKenyansLike nina mixer kwangu pic.twitter.com/81kqPwpDTq
— [email protected] (@DuncanIsabwa) July 13, 2015
#LiesKenyansLike pic.twitter.com/nxC5miajM5
— Data mining expert (@iWBusaka) July 13, 2015
You will fit in these clothes as you grow.#LiesKenyansLike pic.twitter.com/n8Uhhsgq1A
— National Museum.ke (@muriithiwagura7) July 13, 2015
#LiesKenyansLike.Having to cheat ur conscious just coz all the liquor in the country has been poured en u hate rehabs pic.twitter.com/2qj6EPkZMQ
— rodgers nyagwoka (@RBarbrah) July 13, 2015
#LiesKenyansLike i don’t eat thinking about you.. Alafu unampata ivi.. pic.twitter.com/a9bHaieZYF
— BigBoy Biggie.. (@geordiedodKE) July 13, 2015
#LiesKenyansLike Boom!!! pic.twitter.com/6bBZa7inJU
— KYAMA™ (@Elijahkyama) July 13, 2015
#LiesKenyansLike Dear uhunye,tell the truth about that shirt,,,, pic.twitter.com/ceg13yHElX
— Captain™ (@Hey_Cosmas) July 13, 2015
#LiesKenyansLike just leave us your contacts we will call you
— george kelehi (@gkelehi) July 13, 2015
#LiesKenyansLike I don’t drink…only wine…once once (said as typed…once once)
— Walt ‘loso’ Fabolous (@walterobadha) July 13, 2015
#LiesKenyansLike: I’m 23yrs old when she’s 33.. Lazima tujue leo pic.twitter.com/3bEBYHB68U
— ShamRock257ex (@ShamRock257_Exe) July 13, 2015
#LiesKenyansLike Our economy is growing and the GDP for this year is… Who’s witnessed improved lifestyle since 2007?
— Nathan Murgor (@MurgorNathan) July 13, 2015
#LiesKenyansLike “Please bear with us. We’re working hard to resolve the issue.” MAHENI!
— Jeremy Odhiambo (@SalivaVic) July 13, 2015
Walai RT @ndukuchristie: #LiesKenyansLike….Ati OMG!!!!I missed you where have you been?!Yet hukuwa unamkumbuka
— KYAMA™ (@Elijahkyama) July 13, 2015
#LiesKenyansLike ‘am a virgin’ pic.twitter.com/HC1tnmOkNn
— EVANS (@EvansTallam) July 13, 2015
#LiesKenyansLike You are the only flower in my garden.Which garden has one flower.
— Dr Laugh (@joyrider_ke) July 13, 2015
#LiesKenyansLike eee mmmh kwetu ni mbaliiiii sana sana tutaenda next time
— Wanjiku Mugane (@mugane_wanjiku) July 13, 2015
#LiesKenyansLike come over we hang out but…… pic.twitter.com/FDMyrGxsuP
— Ian Smith Okatch (@IanOkatch) July 13, 2015
#LiesKenyansLike Sorry my phone went off.
— Unsung Hero® (@DennisKaymer) July 13, 2015
Hahaha L0Lest!! RT”@victormatara When men see a spider and they be like #LiesKenyansLike pic.twitter.com/Y2n2LGe9xR”
— 4||0W ¤§0U|0¤ (@Soulo_K) July 13, 2015
I come from a rich family #LiesKenyansLike
— T. P. K. Music Grp (@iam_StephenNel) July 13, 2015
On a friday night: I feel sick I’ll sleep early today #LiesKenyansLike
— Pavine (@paylerpavine) July 13, 2015
#LiesKenyansLike I am single
— Cheru (@winnieCheruu) July 13, 2015
I know the president personally #LiesKenyansLike pic.twitter.com/YkrUGZxX5c
— Test tube journalist (@SamiMwaniki) July 13, 2015
I got a chance to take a photo with mr. President #LiesKenyansLike @Githuqu pic.twitter.com/UFxuvMDXzt
— escobar (@njogujr) July 13, 2015
#LiesKenyansLike The terrorists were 4 but we arrested six and two were killed
— Jerald warren (@JeraldWarren) July 13, 2015
#LiesKenyansLike Ni pale tu kwa ile corner tushafika
— Fred kisia (@fredkisia) July 13, 2015
#Lieskenyanslike bado sijalipwa
— Willy (@TheMuchai) July 13, 2015
#LiesKenyansLike ntagusisha Mara moja tu. pic.twitter.com/Z071z7qMQt
— JT ™ (@jaymezjaytee) July 13, 2015
#LiesKenyansLike “sikusikii, hallo… simu yangu mbaya, Nitakupigia later” evading a call
— Malo P.M (@pita_malo) July 13, 2015
#LiesKenyansLike boy; twende out Chic; aki sifeel poa next time pic.twitter.com/zW47uyQWcd
— godfrey (@Goddfrey_o) July 13, 2015
#LiesKenyansLike Lulu Hassan” Mpenzi mtazamaji..” unablush yako yote na hata hakujui.
— Teddy Odhiambo (@Odhiambo_Teddy_) July 13, 2015
#LiesKenyansLike i do not do fries maybe pizza na io time kna maharagwe imebaki kwa meno.
— Nanguti (@nangutikevin) July 13, 2015
#LiesKenyansLike Me: Hey mrembo unaishi wapi? Her : Lower Karen
— Ian Smith Okatch (@IanOkatch) July 13, 2015
#Lieskenyanslike huyo manzi namjua hata nishawai kuta vitu #kot
— #MegaMoney (@NiMartoKim) July 13, 2015
hehe boy kulenga texts za dem akijiexcuse that ‘niko busy sai tuchat baadaye’ kumbe ni credo hana ya kureply at that time #LiesKenyansLike
— Derick Ambrose (@der_amb) July 13, 2015
#liesKenyanslike kwa jina la baba, la mwana na la roho mtakatifu Raila Amolo
— DON TUIKI (@ggtuiki) July 13, 2015
#LiesKenyansLike “Bwana asifiwe tena sana” *drops mic*
— Johntez (@jmwanyiker) July 13, 2015
#LiesKenyansLike Dude:What’s Ur Fav Dish? Bae:Sushi,prawns,oysters,lobsters,pizza…
— STYLES (@supreezy_dee) July 13, 2015
#LiesKenyansLike when your crash tells you “I miss you too”
— Johntez (@jmwanyiker) July 13, 2015
#LiesKenyanslike Am a virgin And this is my third born
— Sam (@SamuelNduch) July 13, 2015
#LiesKenyansLike I wish you were here coz I miss yah…*just stay there longer coz I’m in the middle of a big bang with ur bff*
— Samih St Claire (@samih_st) July 13, 2015
boy:can I get your phone number girl:I don’t have one boy:why girl:it got lost *later phone rings from handbag* #LiesKenyansLike
— Cornelius Motanya (@am_motanya) July 13, 2015
#LiesKenyansLike Its nothing serious we are just friends
— Follows Back Always (@master_kago) July 13, 2015
#LiesKenyansLike am in a meeting i’l call you later
— Erickson van Eric (@ErickohBaibe) July 13, 2015
