These are the stories rocking the internet today.

Burundi Vice-President Gervais Rufyikiri flees – BBC News
Obama outwits heckler at White House gay pride reception: ‘Listen, you’re in my house’

Catch of the day! United ace van Persie duels with shark on holiday
Arsenal goalkeeper Wojciech Szczesny takes tiger for a walk

How to have great sex
Brock Lesnar Begged To Not End The Undertaker’s Undefeated Streak | The LAD Bible

The world’s most powerful woman met the world’s most famous woman
Video of the Day: Historic Video of Malcolm X Singing Jaramogi Oginga Odinga’s Praises

Former anti-terror chief rejects Garissa posting, opts to quit
Edinson Cavani Sees Red When Opponent Sticks Finger Up His Backside – UNILAD

Manchester United ace David de Gea adds fuel to Real Madrid rumours
A luxury hotel in Germany has a switch that kills Internet in your room

Google bans revenge porn
Dad had £400 credit card bill after son played ‘free’ Facebook app

Actor Patrick Macnee dies, aged 93
Jeremy Clarkson Made A Very Insensitive Joke About Oscar Pistorius While On Tour In South Africa | The LAD Bible

Google Set To Offer Free WiFi Across The World | The LAD Bible
Obama shuts down heckler, saying ‘You’re in my house’

Study: Iceland is the most peaceful nation in the world – CNN.com
WARNING: GRAPHIC VIDEO – Man Accidentally Slices off His Friend’s Nose with a Sword

‘Devil’ statue hidden for 1,000 years spotted in cathedral
A Sedated Man Accidentally Recorded A Doctor Insulting Him During A Colonoscopy

Amos Wako’s ‘Gunia’ Trouser Causes a Stir on Facebook