kidsChildhood was fun and as much as some of us wanted to grow up, it does suck being an adult. One of the perks of being a kid is the innocence and the ability to speak their minds.

Ask a kid a question and most times you will be guaranteed a funny response. Here are some examples of the funny answers given by children:

Teacher: How old is your father?
Kid: He is 6 years.
Teacher: What? How is this possible?
Kid: He became father only when I was born.


TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .
MARIA: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
CLASS: Maria.

TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN: You told me to do it without using the tables.

TEACHER: Omondi, how do you spell ‘crocodile?’
TEACHER: No, that’s wrong
OMONDI: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.

TEACHER: Kamau, what is the chemical formula for water?
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
KAMAU: Yesterday you said it’s H to O.

TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn’t have ten years ago.

TEACHER: Musyoka, why do you always get so dirty?
MUSYOKA: Well, I’m a lot closer to the ground than you are.

TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with ‘ I. ‘
TEACHER: No, Millie…… always say, ‘I am.’
MILLIE: All right… ‘I am the ninth letter of the alphabet’

TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father’s cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn’t punish him?
LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand……

TEACHER: Now, Kimondio , tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
KIMONDIO: No sir, I don’t have to, my Mom is a good cook.

TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on ‘My Dog’ is exactly the same as your brother’s.. Did you copy his?
CLYDE : No sir, It’s the same dog.

TEACHER: Khalwale, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
KHALWALE: A teacher