Someone said that while Al Shabaab is recruiting lawyers, the police are recruiting tall D+ guys with 32 teeth.
They came out to deny those claims, but even the ones issuing statements and twisting the information went through the same teeth count recruitment.
Nothing explains that better than the response that former Dead Beat Kenya group admin Jackson Njeru got when he reported suspicious Al Shabaab activity to the police.
After reading this please get on your knees and pray for Kenya. We have no protection.