PLO Lumumba’s Statement on South Africa’s Xenophobic Killings Will Leave Your Ribs Cracking

The xenophobic killings happening in South Africa are not something to smile about, but this statement from PLO Lumumba will leave you cracking up.
Of course it’s not the real Lumumba, but the guy who came up with this can sure as hell give the guy a run for his money.
I’m struggling to understand what language this is, because no way it’s English.
Try to read it in PLO’s voice.