People of Machakos County, It is Octopizzo Not Octopiso

The struggles each Kenyan tribe faces with pronunciation are an open secret. Kikuyu, Kamba, Luo, Kalenjin, Luhya…no one’s tongue is safe.
While we usually excuse the ‘chida ya matamchi’ in the spoken language, portraying that in written language is a whole ‘nother level of embarrassment.
Like the Kamba guy who pimped this Machakos matatu.