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Teacher:”Who is the President of Kenya?”

Children:“Raila Odinga”

Teacher:“Correct, and the Minister of Defence?”

Children:” Anyang’ Nyong’o”

Teacher:“Correct. What is the capital city of Kenya?”

Children:“kisumu”

Teacher:“Very good, and who composed the National Anthem?”

Children:“Size 8”

Teacher:“Excellent. What do you call people from Moscow?”

Children:“Mosquitoes.”

Teacher:“Perfect. How much is 2 + 5?”

Children:“25.”

Teacher:“That’s great, you’re going to be stupid like this until your government increases my salary!”

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