mwaMwangi visited his friend Kilunda.
Kilunda called his wife and asked her to serve them drinks. When the wife was done with the serving, she sat down right opposite Mwangi with her legs open.
Mwangi could not control himself so he enjoyed the view. When Kilunda went inside the house, Kilunda’s wife said to Mwangi, “do you like what you see”? Mwangi said YES. Kilunda’s wife said , “you can have it, but it will only cost you Ksh10,000, and Mwangi agreed so they fixed a time, 12pm the next day when the husband Kilunda, will be at work.

So the next day, Mwangi came over at the exact time and they enjoyed themselves then he paid her.
When Kilunda came back, this was what transpired between them; Kilunda: honey was Mwangi here today?
Kilunda : at 12pm right?
Kilunda : OHH, Mwangi my good friend, keeping time…
WIFE : Honey, why do you ask?

Kilunda : he came over to my office this morning and borrowed Kshs 10,000 from me promising to bring it back to you at the house by 12pm, so did he bring it?
The wife FAINTED!!!!..