When an R&B singer like Chris Brown sings a song like ‘these bitches ain’t loyal’ then you know we are in trouble as men. So how exactly do you lose a Kenyan woman?..
Kenyans on Twitter sought to find out and as usual took a dig at the trivial, crazy and funny ways you can find your Kenyan ‘bae’ moving on with the guy she told you not to worry about. Being broke got the overwhelming vote – no brainer really, so let’s dig right in on the funny creative ones.
Here are the memes
And now some tweets
kufart on tha first date #HowToLoseAKenyanWoman
— alex (@Alyiest) September 1, 2014
#HowToLoseAKenyanWoman Her: *In the mirror* Does this dress make me look fat hun? You: No babe. It’s the fat that makes you look fat.
— Miss Givens. (@givensmideva) September 1, 2014
Introduce her to your friend who’s richer than you. #HowToLoseAKenyanWoman.
— KingMike (@mikeztyme) September 1, 2014
#HowToLoseAKenyanWoman trash her IG modelling career
— Ugly, Broke & Bitter (@_Nzuki) September 1, 2014
#HowToLoseAKenyanWoman Keep quiet when she starts complaining about her weight.
— Follow ME!! \o/ \o/ (@xtiandela) September 1, 2014
#HowToLoseAkenyanWoman stop her from attending a guarana event
— Ugly, Broke & Bitter (@_Nzuki) September 1, 2014
#HowToLoseAKenyanWoman tell her to remove filters on IG
— Gitz ™ (@iGitz_) September 1, 2014
#HowToLoseAKenyanWoman Tell her you living with your parents
— ♎ (@kissykennysmatt) September 1, 2014
you call her six tyms a day then for one week u go MIA #HowToLoseAKenyanWoman
— faith akinyi (@faykicater) September 2, 2014
#HowToLoseAKenyanWoman tell her her sister is sweeter
