After waiting for nearly a decade, Arsenal manager Arsene Wenger has been able to deliver two trophies in quick succession. First was the FA cup, and then on Sunday the Community Shield.

Kenyans and their photoshop skills were not letting matters slide. Wenger had to be honoured, and what better way than to have a Kenyan national identity card… plus a middle name Kimani. It must be his business skills in the transfer market.

Did I mention he’s from Murang’a..