cord+pxTrust Kenyans to come up with all sorts of ingenious creativity. Ahead of the highly anticipated saba saba rally by the Jubilee government’s opposition, CORD, led by former Prime Minister Raila Odinga, some Kenyans on social media have come up with a ‘mock’ schedule of the rally.

Check out the post

HAHAHAHAHAAHAHA!!!!!!

SABA SABA SCHEDULE RELEASED
8:00 AM Arrival of kenyans at Kamukunji
9:00 AM Speeches and prayers from religious leaders
10:00 AM March to State House begins
11:00 AM Uhuru Must Go songs and dances at State House gate.
1:00 PM Civil Societies arrive with big chains and locks State House gate
2:00 PM Tents arrive for ‘occupy State House’ vigil
3:00 PM Operation Occupy Harambee House
4:00 PM RAILA IS SWORN IN AS PRESIDENT

4:30 We all  trek back to Kibera

As usual comments flooded the post as Kenyans added their own ideas. Below are some of the comments
Musa Ilan Morrgy: 10.01 AM. All crowds intercepted by armed KDF officers, demonstrators beaten to near death and dispersed. 
10.59. AM. All Kenyans participating in the 7/7 demonstrations sacked by their employees.. 
Who is laughing on?
Njâthâ Wa WaNjatha: 5:30pm ALL PEOPLE OUTSIDE STATEHOUSE SHOT DEAD INCLUDING RAILA.
Edwin Gitao: 9:00-9:01…… kitendawili
Dickson Chege: For this n more jokes send 7/7 to 2032
Mark Mk Ng’eno: 11:00~12:00 Raila anusurika kupikwa risasi kwenye mkuu na wanahewa lakini alipata kichapo cha MARUNGU KIchwani uwanjani kamukunji.
In lieu of everything that is going on in our country, we at Nairobi Wire urge every Kenyan to uphold peace and steer clear of hate speech for the sake of our beloved Kenya.