kikSo the trend did not stop last week, it seemed we fanned the fire when we published the funniest ‘Kikuyu words of the day’, because Kenyans have come up with funnier ones since.

Perhaps you may want to go through our previous article HERE.

This is the latest collection. We’ve included some Kamba words too.

Kikuyu word of night is RIPPER Usage: Ripper na M-Pesa.”

KIKUYU word of the day ‘Wangui’ example; Those two girls Wanguing to school

Kikuyu word of the day: Cuddle. Leo hakuna stima itabidi mwashe cuddle

Kikuyu word of the day: EYEBROW. E.g. Please wait, before you go EYEBROW you a kiss.

Kikuyu word of the day SOLANGE. I wonder how JayZ kisses Beyonce coz his lips r SOLANGE.

Kikuyu word of the day HUMOUR: Kamau, humour ugakòme.

kikuyu word “Meme” Example Tiga wana!! Sitaki story zako! Nimekuabia uwashane na Meme!”

kikuyu word of the day ‘dowry’ “iria thigari, dowry kana omarwo”

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Kikuyu word : IRIGU It is IRIGU to drive a car with tinted windows

Kikuyu word for the hour…Iniesta Juzi esta alikua amekaa vibaya ngash akanisho ini esta uria aturamite…..

Kikuyu word of the day “rav 4” My rav 4 u is real

Kikuyu word of the week- BRUCE Usage: I hate monday bruce.

Kikuyu word of the day ‘kikuyu’. If you dont leave my house sai sai i have strong legs i will kikuyu out

Kikuyu word of the night is COBRA Usage: Nimepereka viatu kwa Cobra zishoneshwe.”

Kikuyu word for the day lumia Njoroge ako lum ya ciku wamelala

Kikuyu word of the night is NIGERIA Usage: Niriset ararm irie 7:40 nigeria mpaka sahi.

Kikuyu word of the day MBEMBE, I miss my mbembe””

Kikuyu-American word of the day: ANGOLA In a sentence: ANGOLAgo now or I’ll be late

Kikuyu word of the day, PRIEST. “Are you the new pastor? I’m priest to meet you.”

Kikuyu word of the day; WANGARI: Huyu ni dereva WANGARI gani?

Kikuyu word of the day: LADY. ‘Yes sir, I am LADY to do my presentation..'”

Kikuyu word of the day..Horror…”When you get to town, just horror and i will come to pick you up”

Kikuyu word of the day SHAKE UP’Kamau is not feeling well,he needs to go for a shake up’

Kikuyu word of the day “LOL” The ball is LOLing on the ground

Kikuyu word of the day: Gui Example in a sentence: Gui ici!””

 

Kamba words

Kamba word of the day: Nduthi Example: Fanya hivi…no, just nduthis

Kamba word of the day is WIRE. Eg : WIRE ujinga bana! LOOL

Kamba word of the day “PAINT” Used in na sentence “Mutiso quick, call an ambulance, muli amePAINT”

Kamba word of the day: Ending. Example: Its gotten late. I should be ending to class now.

Kamba word of the day HONDA. At a hotel “Mutuku just get the menu and Honda for everything”

Kamba word of the day: L Example: All sinners will go to L.

Kamba word of the day HYUNDAI.. if a car hits u, Hyundai!!!””

Kamba word of the day: Mbai He arrived mbai mbus

Kamba word for the day is “Tumaini” and example in a sentence is “Tumaini twa ng’ombe ni tamu kuliko twa Mbuzi”

Kamba word of the day: BEYONCE Example in a sentence: Ndon’t copy me. Njust Beyoncelf.